This Olive Garden commercial script introducing lasagna wings is just too good

Writer and comedian Keaton Patti tweeted on Wednesday that he forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write its own version. Prepare for pasta nachos and lasagna wings. 

The scene opens with a group of friends meeting at Olive Garden for dinner, when a waitress delivers “what could be considered food.” 

“Food” includes pasta nachos that are “warm and defeated,” lasagna wings with “extra Italy,” and unlimited stick.

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