The 14 funniest tweets of the week

It’s March, as in the month after February. How did that happen? It’s already March 2022. If that doesn’t sound like a fake date, I don’t know what does. That’s the kind of thing they put on the screen for some robot movie we watched as kids.

Anyway, where were we? Oh yes, another week down. Another week past us. And another week of collecting the absolute funniest tweets. It’s time to enjoy the weekend and laugh at some funny stuff we saw online. Because it’s nice to laugh, my dear reader, and you deserve it.

1. The things is, both of these things are Draconian. I hate NJ gas laws so much. The best thing about driving in New Jersey is leaving New Jersey.

2. Yes, me too.

3. “I think I’m either going to kick the bucket or just like black out for a bit. Could go either way. See you in the morning. Or not.”

4. Just a very funny clip. Nothing else.

5. Air Bud was an absolute menace on the hardwood

6. I do love this. I have a Google Maps tab open at most times.

7. He has 100 percent nailed the fame thing.

8. Sounds like a plan.

9. Obligatory dril tweet

10. Factually speaking, the T-shirt from my college soccer team that’s like a decade old is more rare.

11. There is simply no better day you could have on any job.

12. “So you tricking me.”

13. Cannot explain why this Soprano’s meme killed me as much as it did.

14. And finally, this heartbreaking and hilarious I Think You Should Leave meme.