Nespresso’s newest coffee and espresso machines are on sale at Amazon for 25% off

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SAVE 25%: As of Monday, Jan. 30, Nespresso Vertuo coffee and espresso makers are on sale at Amazon for 25% off.


It’s cold and dark first thing in the morning, so the last thing you want to do is to get out of your cozy home to stand in line at a coffee shop. And while some of the coffee machines on the market are too much effort and/or are pricey, Nespresso’s Vertuo line of coffee and espresso makers are not, thanks to their massive sale of 25% off at Amazon, as of Jan. 30.

There are two variations of the Nespresso Vertuo coffee and espresso maker on sale. One includes a milk frother and one does not—so it’s up to you to determine whether the extra expense is worth it. The Nespresso Vertuo Next Coffee and Espresso Machine by De’Longhi without the frother costs $134.99, as opposed to its original price of $179, while the Nespresso Vertuo Next Coffee and Espresso Machine by De’Longhi with an included frother costs $171.25, as opposed to its original price of $299. In both cases, you’re saving a whopping 25% off.

The newest line by Nespresso, the Vertuo Collection, is one of the few machines that lets you brew both coffee and espresso, all with a simple touch of a button. It works exclusively with Nespresso Vertuo capsules that feature over 30 blends, including unique options from other countries, such as Turkey and India. You can brew five different coffee cup sizes, and the one-touch brewing system employs barcode reading technology to ensure you get the perfect cup every time. You can even connect your machine to your smartphone for seamless updates and helpful descaling alerts.

This Nespresso machine also comes with a 54-ounce removable water tank, along with a container for up to 17 used capsules. It heats up in as little as 15 seconds for when you need a quick morning brew, and automatically shuts off after 9 minutes of inactivity to save energy. Not to mention, it looks great on a countertop, thanks to its incredibly sleek design.

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Nespresso Vertuo Next Coffee and Espresso Machine by De’Longhi
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$134.99 at Amazon (save 25%)


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Nespresso Vertuo Next Coffee and Espresso Machine by De'Longhi

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Nespresso Vertuo Next Coffee and Espresso Machine by De’Longhi
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$171.25 at Amazon (save 25%)


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Snag a year of Peacock Premium for $30, a 5th-gen iPad for an all-time low price, plus more of the best deals of the day

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We’ve rounded up the best deals we could find on Jan. 30 — here are some of our top picks:

  • BEST TECH DEAL: Apple 5th generation iPad Air (64GB, WiFi) — $499.99 $599 (save $99.01)

  • BEST BEAUTY DEAL: Dyson Corrale hair straightener — $399.99 $499.99 (save $100 as a My Best Buy member)

  • BEST STREAMING DEAL: Peacock Premium — $29.99 $49.99 (save $20) for one year

  • BEST TAX SOFTWARE DEAL: H&R Block Deluxe tax software + state 2022 — $22.50 $44.99 (save $22.49) + 2.75% Amazon bonus


You’ve basically made it through the first month of 2023 — congratulations. What better way to celebrate than by treating yourself to a little something? On Jan. 30, there are plenty of sweet deals to go around, including a $100 discount on the coveted Dyson Corrale hair straightener, $30 Peacock Premium subscriptions, a 2022 iPad Air back at record-low pricing, and more.

We did the grunt work of searching for the best deals so you can simply focus on saving. Keep scrolling to see our top picks on Jan. 30.

Best tech deal

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Our pick: 5th generation iPad Air (64GB, WiFi)
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$499.99 at Best Buy (save $99.01)


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Why we like it

The 2022 iPad Air just dropped back down to its record-low $499.99 price, which it reached just once before (during the holiday season). You can select from any color option at Best Buy or snag it in a more limited selection at Amazon on Jan. 30. The 2022 iPad Air is great “for both casual users and professionals,” according to Mashable senior editor Stan Schroeder in his review. It’s not perfect, as the starting storage is pretty low at 64GB, but Schroeder says it’s still “the iPad most people should buy.”

More tech deals

  • Reserve a new Samsung Galaxy smartphone or Samsung Galaxy Book — get up to $100 in Samsung credit (see details)

  • Amazon Halo Band — $34.99 $69.99 (save $35)

  • JBL Tune 230NC TWS noise-canceling headphones — $49.95 $99.95 (save $50)

  • Amazon Halo View fitness tracker — $49.99 $79.99 (save $30)

  • Acer SB240Y Bbix 23.8-inch full HD (1920 x 1080) ultra-thin zero-frame IPS monitor — $79.99 $129.99 (save $50)

  • UE Wonderboom 3 wireless Bluetooth speaker — $79.99 $99.99 (save $20)

  • Sony HT-S400 2.1ch soundbar — $198 $299.99 (save $101.99)

  • Garmin Instinct Solar rugged outdoor smartwatch — $199.99 $349.99 (save $150)

  • LG UltraWide QHD 34-Inch curved monitor — $336.99 $469.99 (save $133)

  • Sony HT-G700: 3.1CH Dolby Atmos/DTS:X soundbar — $398 $599.99 (save $201.99) + four free months of Amazon Music Unlimited

  • ASUS VivoBook Pro 14 (Intel Core i5, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $449 $529 (save $80)

  • Sony HT-A3000 3.1ch Dolby Atmos soundbar — $498 $699.99 (save $201.99) + four free months of Amazon Music Unlimited

  • Apple 5th generation iPad Air (64GB, WiFi) — $499.99 $599 (save $99.01)

  • Sony 65-inch X80K 4K ultra HD smart Google TV — $698 $999.99 (save $301.99) + four free months of Amazon Music Unlimited

  • Bose Smart soundbar 900 — $699 $899 (save $200)

  • Amazon Fire TV 75-inch Omni 4K UHD smart TV — $799.99 $1,049.99 (save $250)

  • Apple 5th generation iPad Air (256GB, WiFi + cellular) — $799.99 $899 (save $99.01)

  • Apple Watch Ultra (49mm, GPS + Cellular) with 2 years of AppleCare+ — $799.99 $898 (save $98.01)

  • Samsung HW-Q990B 11.1.4ch soundbar and rear speakers $1,599 $1,899 (save $300)

  • Microsoft Surface Studio 14.4-inch laptop (Intel Core i7, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,749.99 $2,099.99 (save $350)

  • Samsung 85-inch QN90B Neo QLED 4K smart TV — $2,647.99 $4,497.99 (save $1,850)

Best beauty deal

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Our pick: Dyson Corrale hair straightener
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$399.99 at Best Buy (save $100 as a My Best Buy member)


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Why we like it

The Dyson Corrale completely overhauled the hair-straightening experience by making it cordless. But that’s not all — it also works to reduce damage as you style, thanks to flexible manganese copper alloy plates. They’re supposed to conduct and retain heat better than the average flat iron plates. Of course, like all Dyson products, the damage-reducing Corrale will cost you. But if you sign up to become a My Best Buy member (it’s free!), you can slash $100 off the usual cost for a limited time.

More beauty deals

  • CHI Volumizer 4-in-1 blowout brush — $82.23 $102.79 (save $20.56 as a My Best Buy member)

  • T3 Lucea 1-inch professional straightening and styling iron — $135.99 $169.99 (save $34 as a My Best Buy member)

  • T3 SinglePass Curl 1.25-inch ceramic long barrel curling and wave iron — $135.99 $169.99 (save $34 as a My Best Buy member)

  • T3 AireBrush Duo blow dry brush — $151.99 $189.99 (save $38 as a My Best Buy member)

  • T3 AirLuxe professional hair dryer — $159.99 $199.99 (save $40 as a My Best Buy member)

  • T3 Smooth ID 1-inch smart flat iron — $199.20 $249 (save $49.80 as a My Best Buy member)

  • T3 Twirl Trio interchangeable clip barrel iron set — $268 $335 (save $67 as a My Best Buy member)

  • Dyson Supersonic hair dryer — $343.99 $429.99 (save $86 as a My Best Buy member)

Best streaming deal

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Our pick: Peacock Premium
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$29.99 (save $20) for one year


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Why we like it

If you’re dying to watch Natasha Lyonne act as a human lie detector in Rian Johnson’s Poker Face, you’re going to need a Peacock subscription. And lucky for you, this deal gets you an entire year of the premium streaming service for $29.99 — that’s a $20 discount from the usual annual fee. Besides the new hit series, Peacock’s library contains over 80,000 hours worth of content you won’t find elsewhere, from brand-new box office hits to classic TV shows (think Parks & Recreation, 30 Rock, Law & Order) to live sports. The deal is only live until Feb. 7 and is not valid for current Peacock Premium or Premium Plus subscribers.

More streaming and subscription deals

  • Apple TV+ — free $6.99/month (save $20.97) for three months

  • Apple Music — free $10.99/month (save $43.96) for four months

  • Grubhub+ — free $9.99/month (save $119.88) as an Amazon Prime member for one year + up to $20 off your order by using code COZY20

  • Sling TV premium pass — free for your first month

  • Vix+ — $0.99/month $6.99/month (save $6) for one month

  • Vudu — save 30% on your first purchase or rental

  • YouTube TV — $54.99/month $64.99/month (save $30) for your first three months

Home deals

Kitchen deals

  • Instant Vortex 4-in-1 mini air fryer — $41.70 $59.99 (save $18.29)

  • Dash Deluxe electric air fryer — $60.50 $99.99 (save $39.49)

  • Nespresso VertuoPlus coffee and espresso maker — $127 $159 (save $32)

  • Ninja Foodi 11-in-1 pressure cooker + air fryer (6.5-quart) — $129.99 $199.99 (save $70)

  • Nespresso Vertuo Next coffee and espresso machine — $134.25 $179 (save $44.75)

  • Nutribullet slow juicer — $161.40 $199.99 (save $38.59)

  • Ninja SP351 Foodi Smart 13-in-1 dual heat air fry oven — $229.99 $329.99 (save $100)

  • Ninja IG651 Foodi Smart XL Pro 7-in-1 indoor grill — $269.99 $369.99 (save $100)

  • Le Creuset Winter Savings Event — save up to 50% on select items

Floor cleaning deals

  • Bissell Little Green Pro portable carpet cleaner — $129 $155 (save $26)

  • Wyze robot vacuum with LiDAR — $149 $329 (save $180)

  • Ecovavs Deebot N8+ robot vacuum and mop — $268 $649.99 (save $381.99)

  • Samsung Jet 75 cordless stick vacuum — $280 $399.99 (save $119.99)

  • Dyson V10 Allergy cordless vacuum — $349.99 $529.99 (save $180)

  • Roborock Q7+ self-emptying robot vacuum — $549.99 $799.99 (save $250 with on-page coupon)

  • Dyson V12 Detect Slim cordless vacuum cleaner — $549.99 $649.99 (save $100)

  • Ecovacs Deebot X1 OMNI robot vacuum and mop — $1,099 $1,549.99 (save $450.99)

Other home deals

  • Rocketbook smart reusable notebook (8.5″ x 11″) — $19.40 $34 (save $14.60)

  • Eufy Security eufyCam 2C Pro 2-camera kit — $199.99 $319.99 (save $120)

  • Segway Ninebot electric kickscooter — $200.19 $299.99 (save $99.80)

Tax software deals

  • H&R Block Deluxe tax software + state 2022 — $22.50 $44.99 (save $22.49) + 2.75% Amazon bonus

  • TurboTax Deluxe 2022 tax software — $44.99 $69.99 (save $25)

  • TurboTax Premier 2022 tax software — $64.99 $104.99 (save $40)

  • TurboTax Home and Business 2022 tax software — $75.99 $119.99 (save $44)

Gaming deals

  • Razer Barracuda wireless gaming and mobile headset — $80.99 $159.99 (save $79)

  • HP X27Q 27-inch QHD gaming monitor — $209.99 $299.99 (save $90)

  • Microsoft Xbox Series S (512 GB, all-digital) holiday console — $249.99 $299.99 (save $50)

  • Logitech G Cloud Gaming handheld console — $299.99 $349.99 (save $50)

  • Dell 32-inch gaming monitor — $349.98 $449.99 (save $100.01)

  • Acer Predator X34 34-inch Curved UWQHD IPS gaming monitor — $899.99 $1,099.99 (save $200)

Health and fitness deals

  • NordicTrack 25-pound Select-a-Weight dumbbell set — $41.65 $79.99 (save $38.34)

  • CAP Barbell 25-pound adjustable dumbbell set — $99 $199 (save $100)

  • TheraGun Mini handheld electric massage gun — $159 $199 (save $40)

  • Echelon Sport magnetic rower — $297 $597 (save $300) + free 30-day Echelon Fit membership

  • Sunny Health and Fitness Premium smart magnetic rowing machine — $304.99 $449.99 (save $145 with on-page coupon)

Best air fryer deals: Save up to $60 on GoWise, Dash, and more

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Check out our favorite air fryer deals as of Jan. 30:

  • TOP PICK: The GoWISE USA Digital Air Fryer features eight cooking presets — $59.80 $119.99 (save $60.19) 

  • RUNNER-UP: The Dash Deluxe Electric Air Fryer includes an auto-shutoff function to prevent overcooking — $60.50 $99.99 (save $39.49) 

  • BUDGET BUY: The Instant Vortex Mini Air Fryer Oven Combo is ideal for whipping up chicken wings and apps — $41.70 $59.99 (save $18.29)


The holiday season may be over, but that doesn’t mean you can’t score a good deal. Right now, Amazon is offering up to $60 off select air fryers. This includes top-rated models from GoWise and DASH.

Whether you’re trying to keep a New Year’s resolution to eat healthier or you’re just looking to save some money, these air fryers are sure to make your life a little easier.

Top pick

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Our pick: GoWISE USA Digital Air Fryer
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$59.80 at Amazon (save $60.19)


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Why we like it

The GoWISE USA Digital Air Fryer (5.8-quart) can bake, grill, fry, and roast. It features a built-in shake alarm and a touchscreen menu with eight cooking presets for fries/chips, pork, chicken, steak, shrimp, cake, fish, and pizza. This nifty gadget comes with a recipe book, one non-stick pan, and a detachable basket equipped with a cool touch handle and button guard.

Runner-up

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Our pick: DASH Deluxe Electric Air Fryer
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$60.50 at Amazon (save $39.49)


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Why we like it

The DASH Deluxe Electric Air Fryer (6-quart) is ideal for feeding large families or entertaining. With a 6-quart capacity, you can whip up apps and baked goods in minutes. Just load it up, set it, and forget it. And, thanks to its auto-shutoff function, you won’t have to worry about burning or overcooking your snacks. 

Budget buy

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Our pick: Instant Vortex Mini Air Fryer Oven Combo
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$41.70 at Amazon (save $18.29)


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Why we like it

The Instant Vortex Mini Air Fryer Oven Combo can fry, bake, roast, and reheat leftovers in minutes. This little countertop appliance features EvenCrisp Technology, so you get a perfect golden finish every time, and one-touch smart programs, including a setting for wings, roasted veggies, cookies, cinnamon buns, and more. 

The best Valentine’s Day gifts for husbands

a collage of valentine's day gift ideas for a husband, including a24 screenplay books, a lego set, a pizza oven, a custom yeti cooler, and a carhartt dog coat

Love or tolerate it, Valentine’s Day is the ideal time to right the gift-giving wrongs of the holidays. Were you sure your husband would love that faux-vintage turntable, only to find out later that what he really wanted was a weighted blanket? Did you misinterpret his months of hint-dropping about homebrewing, ponying up for the perfect craft beer kit, when he was actually talking about kombucha?

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In your defense, nailing the perfect gift for someone as close to you as a spouse is a lot harder than it sounds, especially when you’ve been together for a while and exhausted your best ideas. Instead of opting for something cliché or overly trendy, spend some time reading between the lines of his interests and hobbies. If he’s a movie buff with a Regal Unlimited subscription who uses Letterboxd like his personal journal, for example, grab some cool merch from the A24 Shop. Don’t be afraid to get hyper-niche.

With that in mind, we’ve come up with a list of Valentine’s Day gift ideas for over a dozen different kinds of husbands. Some are luxe versions of everyday items, while others are special-occasion splurges. A select few are gifts that the both of you can enjoy — because healthy relationships are all about sharing, right?

The iPad Air is back down to its lowest price ever

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SAVE $99.01: The 2022 iPad Air is back down to its holiday season record-low pricing. Grab it in your choice of colorway at Best Buy or in a more limited selection at Amazon as of Jan. 30. At just $499.99, you’ll save 17% off its $599 list price.


We’re about a month and change past the holiday season, so any regrets you have about not grabbing fancy new tech at discounted holiday prices are settling in now.

Just because we’re heading into February in two days doesn’t mean you have to wait until November for record-low pricing again. In fact, as of Jan. 30, the 2022 iPad Air (WiFi, 64GB) has returned to the $500 all-time low price we saw it at about a month back, and in every single colorway if you’re shopping at Best Buy. Amazon also has the tablet discounted, but only in purple, blue, and starlight.

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Apple’s foldable iPad might come next year

Color preferences aside, the 2022 Air is one of the most versatile tablets Apple has out on the market. Mashable senior editor Stan Schroeder calls this iPad “the sweet spot of Apple’s tablets” in his review, citing how its features-to-cost ratio makes it great “for both casual users and professionals.”

Those features include a high-powered M1 chip (the same one that was formerly only in iPad Pros), 8GB of RAM, and a 10.9-inch Liquid Retina display. In other words, it’s a high-powered tablet that’ll have no trouble running a game or editing software, and can likely handle most multitasking you throw at it. For comparison, the 2022 iPad, which launched in late 2022 as compared to the Air’s early 2022, comes with an A15 chip, and is only $50 less than the Air.

The biggest downside is the 64GB starting storage, but at nearly $100 off, it’s easier to swing. Strictly casual users might want to think before they buy, but for people who want a little extra power and a lot of bang for their buck, this deal on the iPad Air is hard to beat.

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Google has developed a music-making AI bot

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As AI slowly creeps it way into every facet of our digital lives — from essay writing to conversations with therapists to the generation of original art — it’s the least bit surprising that artificial intelligence would also take a step into music. It’s also not surprising that tech giant Google would be the first major player on the scene.

The company is reportedly building an AI bot that can create “original” music from both text and sound prompts — users would be able to type in increasingly specific prompts noting genres and styles or even build songs based on a hummed or whistled melody, according to reports. The future app is known in-house as MusicLM.

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The information was revealed in a research paper released on Jan. 26, describing MusicLM as a “model generating high-fidelity music from text descriptions” that “generates music at 24 kHz that remains consistent over several minutes.” The paper explains that songs can be created from richly written captions, such as:

The main soundtrack of an arcade game. It is fast-paced and upbeat, with a catchy electric guitar riff. The music is repetitive and easy to remember, but with unexpected sounds, like cymbal crashes or drum rolls.

Additional sequences of timed text prompts help build the structure of songs, along with a library of sounds and other AI prompts generated from sources like art archives.

Examples of the AI-generated songs have already been posted to Google’s Github account, part of a preliminary release of a 5,500 music-text pair dataset known as MusicCaps.

The unveiling of such a platform will inevitably stir additional conversations about the role of artificial intelligence in intellectual property theft and copyright infringement, generated by a plethora of artists and art repositories who haven’t consented to public use of their art in the creation of AI bots like these — others, meanwhile, are capitalizing on the surge in AI fronted tech. Additional AI developments also pose unique risks for the humans behind the tech as well, as exploited workforces face the brunt of data mining and moderation.

As for now, the Google AI music maker is not going to be released any time soon, with the company explaining ongoing concerns about cultural programming biases, glitches, and concerns about plagiarism that have to be resolved before its launch.

SNL’s Weekend Update tackles TikTok, AI chatbots, and Chipotle

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SNL’s Weekend Update rounded up quite the mixed-bag of news this week, including a proposed TikTok ban, Chipotle burrito sales, and cheese-induced nightmares.

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SNL’s cold open makes Merrick Garland a whip-cracking legal hero and nods to Tyre Nichols

Co-hosts Michael Che and Colin Jost went all in on the internet’s trending topics, including the state of AI chatbots. They simultaneously roasted the de-facto TikTok lobby and last year’s abortion ban in Texas, nailed musician Kanye West for thinking of himself as both “Jesus and Hitler”, and even questioned the world’s oldest living dog.

The two traded joke after joke for the rest of the sketch, and, as always, made sure to remind viewers that the jokes and reality have become pretty blurred.

SNL’s cold open makes Merrick Garland a whip-cracking legal hero and nods to Tyre Nichols

Saturday Night Live cast member Mikey Day impersonates Merrick Garland standing at a podium.

SNL‘s cold open had the cast on the hunt for the infamous “classified government documents.” Don’t worry everyone, U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland (Mikey Day) is on the case.

This week’s Saturday Night Live, hosted by actor Michael B. Jordan, joined the comedic forces of cast members Day, Kenan Thompson, Ego Nwodim, and Bowen Yang, who step up to the press podium to relay an unspoken truth of government officials of past and present: they’re all a little incompetent.

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Buttressed by humorously timed whip-cracking noises invoking the great TV procedurals of the past, Day plays a shakey but determined Garland. “I may look like I was born in a library, but there’s something you should know: Merrick Garland don’t play.”

The sketch ended with a more serious message, though: justice for the Memphis police killing of Tyre Nichols. “When we’re done playing with these little papers,” Thompson’s character says, “we’re going to head down to Memphis and make sure justice is served down there too, right?” Day’s Garland responds, “I sincerely hope so.”

Employees introduce the new Southwest Airlines experience in ‘SNL’ sketch

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Another Saturday Nigth Live commercial spoof means another skit with Michael B. Jordan in a nice button-up. I really can’t complain. This time around SNL host Jordan and the cast portray Southwest Airlines employees presenting to viewers the new and improved Southwest experience.

The team at Southwest is sort of apologizing for the mess that happened over the holidays and according to them are “dedicated to a new, more modern Southwest Experience.” These changes include updating the communications systems to 2008 Dell computers along with a “no more missing baggage” guarantee.

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“From here on out, all luggage is sorted by color,” says one southwest agent (Marcello Hernández).

“That makes it your responsibility, not ours,” another agent responds (Michael Longfellow). So make sure to bring red bags if you’re going to Dallas, cause the blue ones are heading to Charlotte.

Quickly, however, the allure of an actual apology from Southwest is gone as it becomes quite clear that the airline employees are sick of our shit. Jordan states that in-flight staff is being upgraded to former Waffle House employees because “these big bitches don’t play.”

Heidi Garner agrees that mistakes were made, but some of that was on you too.

“You bought a Southwest ticket,” Garner says. “You obviously don’t respect yourself, so why should we?”

Michael B. Jordan plays a not-so-good neighbor in ‘SNL’ State Farm sketch

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In one of Saturday Night Live’s funniest commercial spoofs in a while, host Michael B. Jordan portrays an absolutely unhinged Jake from State Farm who attends to a family’s home and auto needs. He’s there when you need him…24/7.

Things come to a head when the father, played by Mikey Day, begins to realize that Jake from State Farm is spending way too much time with his wife and his kids. He buys the family dinner while dad is at work, teaches the daughter the piano, and he even brings them to church. Things take a dark turn fast as the dad slowly realizes he’s being replaced by Jake from State Farm and it gets even darker from there.

While drunk, Day heads to a bridge, drunkenly singing “Like A Good Neighbor, State Farm is There.”

“He took everything,” he says, before attempting to jump over a bridge.

Then, out of nowhere, he is saved by insurance mascots LiMu Emu and Doug, from Liberty Mutual. The End.