Let’s see how Trump’s properties stack up next to that dump of a White House

If President Trump were to ever appear on HGTV’s House Hunters, he’d be the guy obsessed with getting the double sink in his personal bathroom and a huge backyard for his grill which, guaranteed, he does not know how to use.

So it’s only natural that the President would call the White House (retail value: approximately $1 gazillion space dollars) a “dump” in a conversation with friends at his Bedminster Golf Club. What’s the White House next to one of Trump’s 1 karat gold palaces, with spaces uniquely designed for extramarital threesomes and cutting overpriced blow?

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