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Donald Trump Jr. is participating in a classic rite of passage for the newly single: posting thirst traps.
Since Vanessa Trump filed for divorce last month, he’s made it painfully aware that he’s on the market. Single and ready to mingle. All alone and ready to bone. He’s one step away from being That Fish Guy and joining Tinder with photos from his last fishing trip.
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Trump Jr. posted a gym selfie on his Instagram story on Thursday, captioning it “Donald Pump!” and topping it off with a series of emoji. The extremely flattering angle of the selfie makes him appear to have no chin at all as he smiles/grimaces for the camera. The single fluorescent light creates a halo effect, highlighting the pure smolder in his eyes as he attempts to flirt with all 1.1 million of his Instagram followers. Read more…
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