The 18 best tweets of the week, including Frankenstein, Mr. Bean, and Alan Alda

Good tweets!

It’s Friday, which means that’s another work week in the books, my friends.

It’s good to laugh to end the week, so, like we do almost every Friday, we collected some of the funniest posts on Twitter. So please, dear reader, sit back, relax, and enjoy the 18 best tweets of the week.

1. Warm Drink, Medium Rare, Eggs

2. My not possessed or haunted in any way listing is raising a lot of questions already answered by the listing

3. Obligatory dril tweet

4. I had to look this up to double-check it wasn’t real

5. Next question

6. We need to get this mom a real referral, and fast

7. This is so incredibly accurate

8. Wow, this might be a huge loss for OnlyFans

9. This is so freaking beautiful

10. Nobody talks about this

11. Another dril tweet

12. I wish I could’ve seen this in person

13. “Is that…no…it’s Mr. Bean?”

14. Beautiful

15. Training starts today

16. The horrible secret….the horrible secret hurts

17. The alley is a haven for imagination

18. And finally, this

Facebook report claims decline in hate speech. Experts want more info.

Hate speech on Facebook and Instagram currently represents just five posts in 10,000 on the platform.

A report says hate speech is declining on Facebook. The problem? The report is from Facebook. And activists say it’s missing valuable context, data, and transparency.

“This report fails to answer simple questions we have been asking for years: How much hate speech is there on Facebook? How many users are exposed to it?” Imran Ahmed, the CEO of the Center for Countering Digital Hate, told Mashable. “When we tested their moderation systems in our study Failure to Protect, we found Facebook failed to act on 89 [percent] of anti-Semitic content reported to them and is still hosting groups with tens of thousands of members that are dedicated to anti-Jewish hatred.”

Facebook’s Community Standards Enforcement Report claims that hate speech currently represents just five posts in 10,000, down from between five and six in the first three months of this year. Facebook also says it removed 90 percent of hate speech before a user had the chance to report it.

Guy Rosen, vice president of integrity at Facebook, told the press on Wednesday that the company has increased the pace of hate speech removal “very significantly” thanks to artificial intelligence.

“Today, the vast majority of what we remove is detected by our systems before people have even reported them.”

While the data might look positive, it’s hard for experts to tell just what they’re looking at. As Dave Sifry, the ADL’s vice president of the Center on Technology and Society, told Mashable over email, “we have no idea where this data came from, what it actually measures, or what the margin of error is because the numbers have not been subject to any sort of external review by experts who have access to the data and the methodologies used to calculate these numbers.”


“Facebook has shown again and again that it will put out numbers and ‘data’ that are unaudited, unverified, and unaccountable.”

“Facebook has shown again and again that it will put out numbers and ‘data’ that are unaudited, unverified, and unaccountable. Even worse than that, Facebook actively works against independent researchers who are investigating its platforms,” Sifry said in reference to Facebook blocking a team of NYU researchers from studying political ads and COVID-19 misinformation just weeks ago. “Until Facebook commits to transparency, any numbers it releases are at best circumspect, and at worst dangerously underestimate the problem.”

The platform defines hate speech as “violent or dehumanizing speech, statements of inferiority, calls for exclusion or segregation based on protected characteristics or slurs.” While the report shows that this kind of hate speech is decreasing, it doesn’t delve into what kinds of hate speech are still thriving.

“[This data] tells us nothing about the types of hateful content circulating on Facebook and Instagram, how much hate speech is sent to users directly or how many hateful posts were promoted by each platform’s algorithm — something proven to happen as demonstrated by our Malgorithm study of Instagram recommendations,” Ahmed said.

Sifry echoed Ahmed’s statement, adding that it would be helpful to know how often moderation schemes were paired as a combined algorithmic and human review; how often posts were reviewed by a human and reversed; the number of ads that appeared next to hate speech, and more.

Activist groups say this report is frustrating, at best.

“Facebook’s attempt to pass off its Community Standards Enforcement report as a form of transparency serves as further evidence of the company’s inability to adequately self-regulate or apply effective oversight of content moderation,” Jade Magnus Ogunnaike, senior director of media, culture, and economic justice at Color Of Change, told Mashable over email.

Magnus Ogunnaike noted that hate speech doesn’t just affect the platform — it can lead to hate in real life. She pointed to Facebook ignoring requests to remove the hate group that organized a violent response in Kenosha, Wisconsin, which resulted in an armed white supremacist killing two protesters.

“Facebook’s decision to limit researchers’ and civil rights groups’ real-time access to data further underscores the company’s desire to evade a thorough assessment of the real-world harm their content moderation decisions make on Black and brown communities,” Magnus Ogunnaike said.

This comes just weeks after a new report from the Center to Counter Digital Hate found that five major social media companies, including Facebook, took no action to remove 84 percent of anti-Semitic posts.

“This report shows how social media companies fail to act on anti-Jewish hate on their platforms,” the report read. “As a result of their failure to enforce their own rules, social media platforms like Facebook have become safe places to spread racism and propaganda against Jews.”

In October, Facebook announced it would “prohibit any content that denies or distorts the Holocaust,” a shift in its hate speech policy on Holocaust denial.

“We know that hateful and violent movements that organize on Facebook have had a real impact in the real world, from racist attacks around the world to the promotion of violent misogyny,” Ahmed said. “Independent evidence shows that Facebook is doing too little to tackle hate. The fact that its latest report fails to answer the simplest questions about hateful content shows it is not serious about addressing this problem.”

Related Video: How to know if you violated the First Amendment

How to download everything you’ve posted on Instagram

Never forget the 100th sunset photo you posted.

Looking for a way to obtain all your Instagram content? There is a quick and easy way to do so. Instagram offers a free “Download Data” function that downloads all the content you’ve ever posted to Instagram, or any actions you’ve made on the site such as comments and likes, and sends it all to you via email.

Here’s how to make use of this simple process to save all your Instagram content.

How to start the Instagram “Download Data” process

On the Instagram website, click on your avatar image at the top right of the page.

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Next, click on the “Settings” option that appears in the pop-up menu. When your Instagram “Settings” menu loads, look to the left of your screen to see the “Privacy and Security” section. Click this.

Once you’re in the “Privacy and Security” section, scroll down the page to see your “Data Download” options.

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Below “Data Download” you’ll see the option to “Request Download.” Click on this.

Requesting your Instagram data

The next screen that appears is where you can trigger the request. Instagram can supply your data in HTML or as a JSON file.

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For most people, HTML is the recommended option, but a JSON file is the one to choose if you want to import your Instagram data to another web service.

Once you’ve made the request, it’s just a matter of waiting for the file to hit your inbox. Instagram says this can take up to 48 hours, but in our experience it was a matter of just a few hours.

The email will look like this.

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Click the “Download Information” link to proceed with the process. You’ll need to sign into your Instagram account at the next stage. Once you’ve signed in, you’ll see an Instagram message and the option to “Download Information.” Click this.

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This will download a .zip file to your computer’s default download folder. Click on the file to open it.

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You will now see all of your Instagram content in conveniently named folders. If you’re only interested in accessing your visual Instagram content, head directly to the “Media” folder, where you’ll see a sub-folder called “Posts.”

Twitter has unverified Danny DeVito

Give back DeVito's blue tick.

Twitter has mysteriously de-verified Danny DeVito’s official account, demoting the famed actor from the blue-ticked elites down to mingle with the egg-filled masses. It seems not even a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame can cement a Twitter verification badge.

DeVito’s Twitter verification was unceremoniously removed on Thursday, with worker advocacy group More Perfect Union reporting he’d confirmed his involuntary dethronement to them.

More Perfect Union also implied a belief that a tweet by DeVito on Wednesday may have triggered his de-verification. The actor’s last post before he was hurled down the side of Mt. Olympus expressed support for the Nabisco workers’ strike, calling for “humane working hours, fair pay,” and an end to outsourcing jobs. Hundreds of workers across the U.S. stopped work at the snack food manufacturer this week, demanding parent company Mondelēz withdraw proposed changes to their pay and health care coverage.

It would be out of character for Twitter to de-verify someone based on contentious opinions they may hold. But even if it was just an unfortunately timed coincidence, it certainly doesn’t look good.

SEE ALSO:

Twitter verified a fake Cormac McCarthy account

Mashable has reached out to Twitter to inquire exactly why DeVito’s wings were clipped, and whether it was indeed related to his tweet in support of Nabisco’s workers. The company stated it is looking into the matter.

Mashable has also reached out to DeVito’s representatives for comment.

Twitter de-verification isn’t an unknown phenomenon, but it’s usually reserved for Australian satire groups impersonating U.S. presidents, or Star Wars actors who had the audacity to just not tweet for six months. Twitter’s Help Center notes that it may remove a verification badge “at any time and without notice,” stating that some reasons for removal include if the account’s name changes, it becomes inactive, or it repeatedly violates Twitter’s rules.

DeVito doesn’t appear to have breached any of these terms, though — so for now the reason his coveted blue tick was stripped remains a mystery.

You’re a T-Mobile customer? Here’s what to do after that massive hack.

And all I get is this stupid T-shirt?

So T-Mobile burned you. Again.

The mobile carrier known for its magenta-hued litigiousness is back in the news this week following a massive data breach which put almost 50 million peoples’ data in the hands of hackers. And, because T-Mobile won’t specify how or when it’s notifying the bulk of affected customers (we asked, repeatedly), it’s up to you to go ahead and slam that digital stable door shut.

On Thursday, T-Mobile published a blog post detailing all the steps its customers should take to lock down their accounts. But before we get into that, it’s worth emphasizing the breadth and scale of what was stolen — along with the havoc criminals can wreak with that purloined data.

T-Mobile claims that, for 47.8 million current and former postpaid customers (along with prospective clients), hackers may have gotten their hands on full names, birthdays, and social security numbers, along with driver’s license and other ID information. For an additional 850,000 prepaid customers, the company says phone numbers and account PINs were also exposed.

That’s bad. With phone numbers, names, and account PINs, hackers have all they need to SIM swap victims’ accounts — gaining control of their phone numbers in the process. That’s even worse, as all types of account password resets are almost always sent to owners’ phone numbers. That means there’s a very real danger that some T-Mobile users could have everything from their social media profiles to their bank accounts fully taken over.

This is a concern that an untold number of SIM swap victims realized all too late.

We repeatedly asked T-Mobile when, and how, it planned to notify all customers whose data was stolen in the hack. The company wouldn’t provide any concrete details.

“At this time we cannot add any additional information outside of the press release we posted last evening,” replied a company spokesperson. “While our investigation is ongoing, we shared these initial findings even as we may learn additional facts through our investigation that cause the details to change or evolve.”

In the Aug. 17 press release, T-Mobile only says that it “will be notifying accordingly right away” those accounts whose PINs were stolen. Even if it does indeed do this, that potentially still leaves 47.8 million victims in the dark.

What T-Mobile recommends, and why it’s not enough

On Aug. 19, T-Mobile published a website dedicated to walking customers through its most recent (but certainly not first) data breach.

In a sign of just how helpful T-Mobile intends to be, the first two recommended steps involve signing up for an identity theft monitoring service and activating T-Mobile Scan Shield — a free service that boasts of futuristic cybersecurity tools like Caller ID.

“We encourage you to complete these actions as soon as possible,” reads the blog post.

If you’re a postpaid customer, T-Mobile says you can turn on something called “Account Takeover Protection service” which is intended to “protect against an unauthorized user fraudulently porting out and stealing your phone number (postpaid only).” If you’re a postpaid customer you should definitely turn this on as it might actually help protect your account. However, a security feature only available to postpaid customers won’t do any good for the 850,000 prepaid customers whose PINs were stolen.

It also won’t do any good for the millions of former and prospective T-Mobile clients who don’t have accounts.

T-Mobile also helpfully suggests people “remain vigilant” and “to be alert for ‘phishing’ emails.”

How to change your T-Mobile account PIN

What you should really, actually do if you’re a current T-Mobile customer is change your PIN. That way, if hackers have obtained your PIN and attempt to SIM swap your phone number, it will be much more difficult for them to successfully do so.

To change your T-Mobile PIN:

  1. Log into your T-Mobile account

  2. Under the MY T-MOBILE drop-down menu, select My Profile > Profile Information

  3. Scroll down, and next to Change PIN select Edit

  4. Enter your new PIN twice, then select Save

SEE ALSO: Why you need a secret phone number (and how to get one)

That’s it. You’ve now done more to protect yourself than T-Mobile seemingly ever will.

‘Broke Bobby’ TikTok has people questioning how $125K makes you poor

You know that ridiculous saying you sometimes hear from Hustle Guys: your network is your net worth? Well one man named Tom Cruz seems to have taken that principle to heart.

A TikTok post from Cruz migrated to Twitter, where it went viral. In the TikTok, Cruz explained that he had organized all his friends onto a spreadsheet that could sort them by their incomes, bonuses, relationship statuses, and other details — like whether or not they refuse to set foot in the Global South — in order to help plan trips. It’s called the “Forbes Friend list.” And well, just watch:

There’s a lot to take in here. First: “Broke Bobby” makes $125,000 per year, which is roughly twice the median U.S. household income. Lots of people reacted to that. In fact, “Broke Bobby” was trending Thursday afternoon.

Like most viral videos, however, there was lots more to parse in Cruz’s TikTok. For instance, one unsettling column evaluated each friend’s “willingness to travel to third world destinations.”

In a follow-up video, Cruz offered the following as an explanation: “Some of these people have had bad experiences in the third world. They don’t want to go, so we automatically disqualify them. That’s one of our first criteria that we look for.”

And after an even closer look at the spreadsheet, more details about Tom Cruz’s friends emerged and told weird little mini-stories, like one person who is described as 70 percent single. The other 30 percent of his relationship status remains a mystery, apparently.

Much of Cruz’s social media activity is dedicated to real estate investing, with a particular bent on getting subsidies for Section 8, which is government-backed, low-income housing. Cruz’s accounts indicate he operates in North Carolina, buying up rental houses.

Since the “Broke Bobby” TikTok went viral, Cruz has claimed that the friends volunteered this information, and that it’s intended only to help plan vacations. He also shared another spreadsheet featuring lower-income friends that has been dubbed “The Welfare 10″—a name Cruz claims these ten people chose for themselves.

Of course there is no way to confirm if these are real lists of real friends, but Cruz has insisted over social media that this is really something his group of pals does. So I like to imagine a dude named Bobby, perhaps a moderately successful accountant, somewhere out in North Carolina, scrolling through thousands and thousands of tweets about his income, all thanks to his pal.

The U.S. is erasing student loan debt for people with severe disabilities

The U.S. is wiping student loan debt for over 323,000 borrowers with disabilities.

The Biden administration will cancel the student loan debt of what it estimates as more than 323,000 Americans with severe disabilities, and plans to remove the complex process to qualify for this debt relief going forward.

The Department of Education announced Thursday that this move will erase more than $5.8 billion in student loan debt, as well as make its debt relief program more accessible to those unable to earn significant income due to disability.

“Today’s action removes a major barrier that prevented far too many borrowers with disabilities from receiving the total and permanent disability discharges they are entitled to under law,” U.S. Education Secretary Miguel Cardona said in a press release.

The United States already had a loan discharge program for Americans with disabilities, but until Thursday’s announcement, qualified applicants underwent a three-year income monitoring period. The Education Department temporarily halted the income monitoring period during the pandemic, and it will now move to stop it entirely so that those identified as permanently disabled by the Social Security Administration will automatically see debt relief.

SEE ALSO:

Student debt isn’t just a young person’s problem

NPR reported in 2019 that just a fraction of eligible Americans were receiving the debt relief they’re entitled to under the Total and Permanent Disability Discharge program, which started in 1965. In 2016, the Government Accountability Office found that 98 percent of reinstated debt was reinstated because borrowers didn’t submit paperwork, not because they made too much. Before the Education Department’s announcement, the GAO found that tens of thousands of eligible Americans had been dropped from the program for failing to submit proof of income, and disability advocates have argued that the stringent process discourages people from applying at all.

Instead of placing the burden of applying on those with disabilities, the department will now automatically identify eligible Americans through Social Security data. If the Social Security Administration identifies someone as permanently disabled, their student debt will be automatically erased. The next such data match will occur in September.

“This is going to be a smooth process for our borrowers,” Cardona told reporters. “They’re not going to have to be applying for it or getting bogged down by paperwork.”

National Consumer Law Center staff attorney Persis Yu told NPR that the administration needs to make sure the program’s eligibility criteria is expanded as well, as some borrowers with disabilities aren’t being properly identified by the Social Security Administration.

It’s unclear whether people suffering from the long-term effects of COVID-19 will qualify for this debt relief. Long COVID symptoms include fatigue, malaise, shortness of breath, chest and stomach pain, joint and/or muscle pain, cough, and rapid heart rate that persist long after initial infection. President Biden moved to categorize long COVID as a disability under federal law so that people with lingering, debilitating effects can qualify for Social Security benefits and receive appropriate accommodations at work or school. Though some have already been awarded disability benefits, according to CNBC the majority of claimants had complications from being put on ventilators, and weren’t classified as having long COVID-related disabilities.

Canceling student debt entirely is a long way off; Cardona said Thursday that conversations regarding mass debt cancelation for all Americans are “still underway.” In the meantime, the Department of Education is working to “improve targeted loan relief” for specific groups of borrowers, like borrowers with severe disabilities. Cardona previously stated that supporting those with student loan debt “would be a priority.”

OnlyFans to ban sexually explicit content as if that isn’t the whole point of OnlyFans

OnlyFans is pivoting away from sexually-explicit content in an attempt to please investors.

OnlyFans is banning sexually explicit content.

As Bloomberg first reported, OnlyFans said will ban any content containing sexually-explicit conduct on its site starting Oct. 1. The lines seem to be a bit blurred, though, as creators are going to be allowed to post some nude content if it is consistent with OnlyFans’ policy, the platform told Mashable in a statement. Currently, there is nothing in OnlyFans’ Acceptable Use Policy that details which nude content would be allowed under the new rules, and OnlyFans did not immediately respond to Mashable’s request for details on the policy.

OnlyFans is making the move because, while there are plenty of users and creators on the app, they simply cannot pull in enough investors. According to documents leaked to Axios this week, OnlyFans is one of the largest and most successful platforms for creators — and it continues to grow. But investors aren’t interested in getting involved, because of the sexually-explicit content.

“In order to ensure the long-term sustainability of the platform, and to continue to host an inclusive community of creators and fans, we must evolve our content guidelines,” OnlyFans said, adding that the changes are specifically being made “to comply with the requests of our banking partners and payout providers.”

So what does that mean for creators on the platform? That remains unclear.

“We will be sharing more details in the coming days and we will actively support and guide our creators through this change in content guidelines,” OnlyFans said.

This comes just days after OnlyFans publicly released an app with only safe-for-work material from OnlyFans creators. The platform said on Thursday that they are still “dedicated” to their community of users and creators. But many of those same creators on social media are saying they feel shafted by a place that made its business off the backs of sex workers, and are now leaving them without an alternative.

Corey’s weekend with the Lenovo X1 Titanium Yoga

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Hey, internet! I’m Corey, Senior Creative Strategist here at Mashable, and I’m ready to get back to life on-the-go. That means I’ve been keeping my eyes peeled for tech that finds the perfect balance between performance and portability. When I need a boost in productivity, I’ve found a change of scenery works to get my creative energies flowing — sometimes that means hopping a few steps from the home office into the yard, but when that won’t cut it (or when I’m running out of sunscreen here in Los Angeles), I’ll head out into the world for some fresh inspiration.

For an all-in-one device that promises flexibility and real power, the Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Titanium Yoga 2-in-1 Laptop caught my attention as a standout — and I put it to the test over a weekend to see if it could make my portable productivity dreams come true. Here’s what I found.

Design

I need to be able to bring my computer with me, of course, and I have to be confident it will keep up with my demands — whether I’m video conferencing, running multiple apps, or just powering through long writing spells with plenty of battery life. Afterwards, when I’m off the clock, I’d like to use the same device for my hobbies and personal projects, too, from digital sketching to streaming a movie on the couch. Friday morning, I dove right into my usual routine, eager to put Lenovo’s X1 Titanium through its paces.

First things first: picking up the X1 Titanium, it reads as premium right away. It’s amazingly thin — less than half an inch thick — but the titanium lid lends a sturdy and solid feel. Combined, the titanium and thin profile add up to an appealingly futuristic aesthetic, one boosted further by the device’s not-even-there weight (2.54 pounds, if you’re keeping track). That the-future-is-now feel carries through into the screen, its thin bezels giving the 13.5-inch screen plenty of room to catch your attention. 

Lifestyle fit

The X1 Titanium helped me breeze through my morning. Zoom and Google Hangout video calls looked crisp and vivid on the 2K screen, with no lag or pixellated delays even as I ran multiple apps (if my boss is reading, they were all related to the meetings, I swear!). My usual suite of Microsoft Word and Powerpoint, Slack, Spotify, and Google Chrome offered no resistance as the X1 Titanium hummed along. In fact, the computer itself hardly hummed — it was whisper-quiet, thanks to a hybrid cooling system that allowed even such a thin machine to stay virtually silent while working hard.

After a quick lunch, I was ready to hit the road with my new gizmo. I wanted to fit a workout in later, so I took the X1 Titanium with me to my gym’s coworking space (it’s an athletic club, okay, but somehow the extra perks haven’t yet translated to extra abs for me — strange). I’d been working unplugged that morning, and the X1’s battery easily kept me powered as I worked on a pitch deck. One feature I happily noted as I clicked and maneuvered: the haptic touchpad was remarkably responsive, providing a tactile experience that helped me in my design-oriented apps and in interactive web experiences as I browsed. The pad’s click strength is actually customizable, but I didn’t need to mess around with it — it already felt perfect for my purposes.

Workweek finished, Saturday and Sunday mean time for my own creative work — and the X1 Titanium doesn’t get a day off. Even though I’ve been an Angeleno for about a year now, I’m still a New Yorker at heart. I lived in Brooklyn for seven years, and I still prefer to get around town via putting feet onto pavement when I can. A few miles in the LA summer sun can be less than pleasant if you’re schlepping a heavy bag, but the X1 Titanium hardly registered in my backpack at all — and with a titanium lid, I felt secure in jostling it around. Its thin profile made for a perfect writing companion as I worked on my own fiction in a coffeeshop, and the biometric locks and login protection made me feel secure leaving it while I grabbed another bev or perused the cafe’s bookstore to stretch my legs.

Unexpected benefit

On Sunday, I spent some time outside. I’ve been taking a digital course on botanical sketching — drawing plants, in other words — and that usually means squinting at the video lectures on my phone while I sketch in my notebook. This time, the X1 Titanium’s Yoga flexibility came in handy, to say the least. I flipped the screen backward to transform the laptop into a tablet (with a very simple and clean UX), and voila: clear, bright video on a much larger screen, with dynamic audio to boot. It made it much easier for me to follow along with my class, though my sketch of a little moon cactus proved I still have a lot of work to do.

Though my class deals with good old-fashioned pen-and-ink for sketching, I loved drawing with the X1 Titanium’s digital pen, too. Maybe my next class will be in digital illustration? The UX of the tablet mode made me want to spend more time with it, and that’s an exciting feeling. Later, that night I sprawled out on the couch and streamed some comfort TV to ease me out of the weekend. With Dolby Vision display and Intel® Iris™ Xe graphics, the stream looked gorgeous, even if I fell asleep halfway through the show.

Giftability

As we move into a world where remote work looks like a permanent fixture, the Lenovo X1 Titanium Yoga has my wholehearted recommendation as a gift. Anyone looking to match portability with performance would welcome the device — whether that means college grads or those of us who have been out of school for too long. I’m keeping mine for myself, though. I’ve got plants to draw.