It’s probably best that you’re sitting down for this.
The National Enquirer threatened to publish Jeff Bezos’ dick pics if he didn’t rein in his personal investigator, and in response the Amazon CEO posted about it on Medium.
Taking a page out of Alexander Hamilton’s revenge book, he published a lengthy post about the incident and owned up to the nudes he sent, “rather than capitulate to extortion and blackmail.”
Once Bezos tweeted a link to the post, it was only a matter of time before the dick pic commentary began.
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