Amazon lets anyone answer Alexa questions. Trolls are loving it.

Finger presses a button on a smart speaker.

Alexa, what happens when a trillion-dollar company outsources its menial work to pseudonymous volunteers?

Way back in 2019, Amazon announced that, going forward, any old idiot off the street could provide answers for its voice assistant Alexa to read aloud in response to questions from Alexa users. It turns out that many people played along, though perhaps not in the way Amazon intended. Instead of providing useful answers to hard-to-parse questions, a dedicated number of Alexa Answers pranksters have spent untold hours flooding the service with obvious trash.

Because the answers, as many of the people providing them long ago realized, don’t have to be correct.

And yes, many of those obviously wrong responses are designated as “live” in Amazon’s system — meaning, an Alexa-enabled device is simply waiting for the right prompt to read them aloud somewhere in the world.

“Who is mister poopypants?” reads one such question logged in the Alexa Answers system. “Jared Kushner,” reads the reply which Amazon designated as “currently being shared with Alexa customers.”

Screenshot of an Amazon Alexa Answers page with bad answers.

Thanks, Alexa.
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That answer was provided by an account with the name “Yabbah DaBadeux,” a clear reference to Fred Flintstone’s catchphrase. That account, like many others, has provided Alexa Answers with a mix of plausibly real and obvious fake answers — some potentially less humorous than others.

Thanks to a user-provided answer, in response to a question about what a quick Google search reveals to be a discount jewelry brand, Alexa essentially suggests drinking NyQuil and Coca-Cola. Which, when one considers the number of children using Alexa, could be a serious health risk.

Screenshot of a wrong Amazon Answers response.

Maybe not.
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Largely, though, the junk answers flooding Alexa Answers are harmless — albeit wrong.

Screenshot of a wrong Amazon Answers response.

Boo.
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Screenshot of a wrong Amazon Answers response.

Ouch.
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We reached out to Amazon with a host of questions about Alexa Answers — Who approves the answers submitted by users? for example, and, What percentage are rejected? — and while a company spokesperson replied to our email, they didn’t immediately answer any of our questions.

Screenshot of a wrong Amazon Answers response.

Sure, why not.
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“These answers are reviewed for quality by a combination of automated systems, community members, and Alexa Answers moderators before going live,” the Alexa Answers Help Center explains in part. “If your answer is accepted, it may be made available on Alexa next time a user asks the question you answered.”

That Alexa Answers is full of trash shouldn’t come as a surprise. It’s unpaid labor, and Amazon only rewards providers of answers via a nebulous points-and-cartoon-badge system. And those points, Amazon makes clear, have absolutely no real-world value.

Screenshot of a wrong Amazon Answers response.

Shiny.
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“Currently, there is no way to redeem these points for anything on or off the Alexa Answers website,” notes the Help Center.

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It is perhaps surprising, though, that Amazon hasn’t outsourced this Alexa Answers labor via its Mechanical Turk program. That program, unlike Alexa Answers, pays real money — albeit literal pennies.

Maybe then we could finally get Alexa to tell us the identity of the real Mr. Poopypants.

You need a $200 Stem Player to hear Ye’s new album ‘Donda 2’

Ye walking around town

Do you want to listen to the artist formerly known as Kanye West’s newest album, Donda 2? If so, I have many followup questions for you, including: Why? And, did you buy his required $200 Stem Player?

It’s not surprising that Ye would want to create a unique and innovative way to disrupt music streaming — he did, after all, turn down $100 million from Apple Music, and announced on his Instagram that he wouldn’t be allowing Apple, Amazon, Spotify, or YouTube to host his new album on their platforms. But this is an objectively wild way to try to connect people with his new work.

So if you’re asking, will Donda 2 be on Spotify, Apple Music, or other streaming platforms? The answer right now is no. Though Ye can obviously change his mind in the future.

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Donda 2 will only be available on my own platform, the Stem Player,” Ye said on Instagram, blaming the “oppressive system” of music streaming that leaves artists with a pitiful percentage of the money the industry makes. “It’s time to free music from this oppressive system. It’s time to take control and build our own. Go to stemplayer.com now to order.”

What is the Stem Player?

The Stem Player is a whopping $200 and ships with Donda 2 pre-installed. The device basically allows you to isolate the vocals, drums, bass, samples, and other aspects of a song in order to add effects, control the volume and speed, and create your own mixes of the music. Ye’s device, which was created last year in partnership with Kano Computing, comes with audio mixing, tactile effects like a mini mixing desk, 8GB of storage, a USB-C port, Bluetooth, and a 97db speaker, among other features. There’s even a Discord forum for the device, with more than 11,000 users online at the time of this writing.

There are plenty of reasons to thwart music streaming, an industry that notoriously treats artists terribly. And this is coming at a time in which plenty of musicians are taking a stand in an attempt to control how fans listen to their music. Take Neil Young, who left Spotify in protest of their continued support of infamous meathead Joe Rogan. But is forcing all fans to pay such a hefty price for his Stem Player to even listen to his album truly the answer?

It’s not that owning this Stem Player is a bad idea — it sounds like a pretty cool tool, actually. But what will likely happen here, is that die hard fans with expendable money will buy Ye’s Stem Player, while the rest will likely download it illegally. Nice to see you, 2008.

Everything coming to Netflix in March

Five stills: an animated furry monster, an old man holding up a photograph of a smiling woman, a woman in a long blue dress and matching top hat holding a hunting rifle, a man looking up at the sky with a glowing crystal around his neck, a man and woman looking confused.

As we head into spring, it’s time to take a look at the new movies and TV shows coming to Netflix this March.

Original films to watch out for include time travel flick The Adam Project and robbery thriller Windfall. Other films joining Netflix’s library include Shrek (and Shrek 2), A Nightmare on Elm Street, and The Shawshank Redemption.

Netflix’s March TV offerings feature true crime series like Bad Vegan: Fame, Fraud, Fugitives. and Worst Roommate Ever, as well as Big Mouth spin-off Human Resources.

There’s a lot more where that came from. Here’s everything coming to Netflix in March 2022.

Top pick: Bridgerton Season 2

A man and woman in formal Regency-era dress stand in a dancing hold.

Anthony and Kate are our next “Bridgerton” obsession.
Credit: Liam Daniel / Netflix

Shondaland’s steamy sensation finally returns! Now that Daphne and the Duke have had their happy ending, it’s time to turn our attention to another member of the Bridgerton clan. Season 2 focuses on the courtship between Daphne’s older brother Anthony (Jonathan Bailey) and Kate Sharma (Simone Ashley). Brace yourselves for more delicious gossip, swoon-worthy romance, and more classical covers of modern pop favorites.

How to watch: Bridgerton Season 2 premieres on Netflix on March 25.

Movies

21 (3/1)

21 Bridges (3/1)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) (3/1)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) (3/1)

A Walk Among the Tombstones (3/16)

Adam by Eve: A live in Animation (3/15)

Against the Ice (3/2)

All Hail (3/30)

Autumn Girl (3/8)

Battleship (3/1)

Beirut (3/5)

Black Crab (3/18)

Blade Runner 2049 (3/26)

Christine (3/1)

Coach Carter (3/1)

Due Date (3/1)

Dunkirk (3/12)

Freddy vs. Jason (3/1)

Gattaca (3/1)

In Good Hands (3/21)

King of Thieves (3/25)

Lee Daniels’ The Butler (3/17)

London Has Fallen (3/13)

Marilyn’s Eyes (3/13)

Meskina (3/4)

My Best Friend’s Wedding (3/1)

One Piece Film: Strong World (3/15)

Public Enemies (3/1)

Redemption (3/1)

Rescued by Ruby (3/17)

Richie Rich (3/1)

Savage Rhythm (3/2)

Shooter (3/1)

Shrek (3/1)

Shrek 2 (3/1)

Soil (3/17)

Sorry to Bother You (3/1)

Starship Troopers (3/1)

Surviving Paradise: A Family Tale

Texas Chainsaw 3D (3/1)

The Adam Project (3/11)

The Bombardment (3/9)

The Gift (3/1)

The Green Mile (3/1)

The Imitation Game (3/28)

The Invisible Thread (3/4)

The Pirates: The Last Royal Treasure (3/2)

The Replacements (3/1)

The Shawshank Redemption (3/1)

The Weekend Away (3/3)

Thomas & Friends: Race for the Sodor Cup (3/18)

Top Gun (3/1)

Trust No One: The Hunt for the Crypto King (3/30)

V for Vendetta (3/1)

Where the Wild Things Are (3/1)

Windfall (3/18)

Without Saying Goodbye (3/18)

Zoolander (3/1)

TV

800 Meters (TBD)

Alessandro Cattelan: One Simple Question (3/18)

An Astrological Guide for Broken Hearts Season 2 (3/8)

Animal Season 2 (3/18)

Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives. (3/16)

Bridgerton Season 2 (3/25)

Byron Baes (3/9)

Call the Midwife Series 10 (3/21)

Casual Seasons 1-4 (3/31)

Chip and Potato Season 3 (3/8)

Cracow Monsters (3/18)

DC‘s Legends of Tomorrow Season 7 (3/10)

Eternally Confused and Eager for Love (3/18)

Formula 1: Drive to Survive Season 4 (3/11)

Good Girls Season 4 (3/7)

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Season 2 (3/3)

Hei$t: The Great Robbery of Brazil’s Central Bank (3/16)

Human Resources (3/18)

Is It Cake? (3/18)

Karma’s World Season 2 (3/10)

Kotaro Lives Alone (3/10)

Last One Standing (3/8)

Lies and Deceit (3/4)

Life After Death with Tyler Henry (3/11)

Light the Night Part 3 (3/18)

Love, Life & Everything in Between (3/10)

Making Fun (3/4)

Midnight at the Pera Palace (3/2)

Mighty Express Season 6 (3/29)

Once Upon a Time… Happily Never After (3/11)

Pedal to Metal (3/16)

Pieces of Her (3/4)

Power Rangers Dino Fury Season 2 (3/3)

Queer Eye Germany (3/9)

Standing Up (3/18)

Super PupZ (3/31)

Team Zenko Go (3/15)

The Andy Warhol Diaries (3/9)

The Guardians of Justice (3/1)

The Last Kingdom Season 5 (3/9)

The Parisian Agency: Exclusive Properties Season 2 (3/3)

The Principles of Pleasure (3/22)

Thermae Romae Novae (3/29)

Tomorrow (TBD)

Top Boy Season 2 (3/18)

Transformers: BotBots (3/25)

Worst Roommate Ever (3/1)

Young, Famous & African (3/18)

Specials

Catherine Cohen: The Twist…? She’s Gorgeous (3/15)

Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days (3/22)

Mike Epps: Indiana Mike (3/29)

Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You (3/8)

Whindersson Nunes: My Own Show! (3/3)

Andy Warhol ‘reads’ his diaries as an AI in Netflix doc series trailer

A screenshot of Andy Warhol from the Netflix series

One of the most famous yet enigmatic artists of the 20th century, Andy Warhol has continued to perplex the world long after his death in 1987. But a new Netflix series will attempt to decipher the artist’s own writings in his own voice — well, not exactly his voice.

With Ryan Murphy executive producing and The First Monday in May director Andrew Rossi at the helm, the six-part limited series will chronicle the life of Andy Warhol through the artist’s own writings, published posthumously by Warhol’s diarist and longtime friend, Pat Hackett.

According to the trailer, the series will have Warhol read some of his own words through AI technology, with the Andy Warhol Foundation’s permission. It’s an ethical conundrum that accompanied the Anthony Bourdain documentary, Roadrunner, which also recreated the famous chef’s voice using artificial intelligence.

The Andy Warhol Diaries chronicles Warhol’s childhood in Pittsburgh, his early career as a commercial illustrator, and his emergence to superstardom as the artist who would become synonymous with Pop Art, running his empire from the iconic Factory and changing the art production game. A gay icon in New York from the ’50s and ’60s onwards, Warhol celebrated celebrity while challenging consumerism. The series will examine his relationship with fellow iconic artist Jean-Michel Basquiat, his art, and of course, his shooting by Valerie Solanas — an event Warhol apparently diarised prolifically after surviving.

The Andy Warhol Diaries lands on Netflix on March 9.

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‘I Want You Back’ is the slow-burn rom-com we need

Charlie Day and Gina Rodriguez sitting in their bedroom

After you get dumped, it’s not uncommon to wallow in nostalgia or obsess over what could have been.

But it’s not every day you get dumped and fortuitously meet a stranger who also got dumped the same weekend. That’s where I Want You Back, starring Jenny Slate and Charlie Day, begins. Our Senior Entertainment Editor, Nicole Gallucci, tells us all about it.

Tesla SUV named best EV on Cars.com

A white Tesla Model Y with a mountainous background.

The Tesla Model Y just snagged the top EV title on car shopping site Cars.com.

The $58,990-electric SUV was named the best electric vehicle of 2022 on Monday. The “best of” winners will continue rolling out this week for five other categories like “best luxury car.”

Just last week Tesla was snubbed in Consumer Reports top auto picks with the Ford Mustang Mach-E being the only EV to make the list. Cars.com, for its part, listed the electric Mustang as a runner up to the Model Y.

Tesla fans have also been feeling slighted as the U.S. government consistently avoids mention of Tesla when talking about the electric vehicle industry.

Cars.com praised the Model Y for its 326-mile range (for those who buy the long-range AWD version), easy charging at home or on the Tesla Supercharger and other public charging networks, and for drivability despite being big enough to comfortably fit a family. The Model Y can go 0 to 60 mph in 4.8 seconds.

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Cars.com also highlighted a feature not unique to the Model Y: over-the-air updates from Tesla that make the car more valuable after purchase, and can even upgrade the EV’s acceleration and infotainment system without a visit to a dealer or shop.

Cars.com said its “best of” winners are chosen based on drivability, charging speed, versatility and “overall excellence.” The top award is the overall “Best of the Year,” which will be announced later this week. The hybrid Ford Maverick pickup truck and all-electric Volkswagen ID.4 are the only two EVs up for the top title.

Facebook crypto scammers pose as Tesla, Amazon, and even Facebook

Coins in front of the Meta logo in blue.

Earlier this month, some users scrolling through Facebook may have seen an unexpected message, apparently from CEO Mark Zuckerberg himself.

Facebook recently rebranded itself as Meta, and the advertisement, which included a photo of Zuckerberg in front of a background of purple polygons, claimed to offer a chance for users to invest in a new Meta cryptocurrency.

Another ad, posted around the same time and also promoted on Facebook, was tied to a page called “Metaverse” and similarly offered a shot at a presale of the upcoming “Meta token,” saying “the thrilling digital future has arrived.” The ads both included Meta’s new logo, an infinity sign.

But Meta doesn’t offer any such cryptocurrency. The ads, until recently available for view in Facebook’s public ad library, were frauds that slipped through Facebook’s content moderation process, despite the use of Zuckerberg’s image and the company’s new logo. 

Meta’s rules for advertisers on Facebook place strict limits on how ads sell cryptocurrency, but The Markup identified several pages that recently placed ads for nonexistent “tokens” using the logos of large tech companies and even the faces of some of Big Tech’s most prominent people, including Zuckerberg, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, and Tesla CEO Elon Musk. 

While scams in Facebook ads aren’t a new phenomenon and cryptocurrency scams have plagued platforms well beyond Facebook, these ads are particularly brazen: a network of scammers imitating the tech industry’s biggest players, on the tech industry’s largest social media platform, to shake down its users.

“Meta Tokens” and other tech company “coins”

The ads The Markup found—about 20—are from pages with names like “Metaverse,” “Web 3.0,” “Amazon coin,” or “MSFT Web 3.0 Metaverse.” Some ads ran for days before they were pulled down, even those that prominently featured imagery like Meta’s infinity symbol logo or Zuckerberg.

One of the ads linked out to a site that claimed to be associated with Meta and featured not only photos of Zuckerberg but also of chief operating officer Sheryl Sandberg as well as other C-suite executives at the company. 

The site claimed the fictional token would launch with a “BIG blastoff” on Feb. 22 and that potential investors could join a presale by making a purchase through the cryptocurrency bitcoin or Ethereum. The minimum investment: $200.

The Markup found one ad, which promoted “the birth of META Token,” after it was served directly to a reporter’s personal account. Others were found through Facebook’s public ad library or through data from Citizen Browser, a Markup project that collects data from a paid panel of Facebook users in the United States. 

It’s not only Meta that’s being imitated in ads, we found. Other ads have used tech companies’ trademarks to push “investments” in “tokens.” One included the Apple logo and offered the opportunity to invest in a fake “iMetaverse token.” 

Panelists in The Markup’s Citizen Browser project saw multiple pages dedicated to nonexistent “Amazon tokens.” Pages included the e-commerce giant’s logo or photos of Bezos. Two ads, according to data from Citizen Browser, were targeted directly to users who had shown an interest in bitcoin.

“You can participate in the birth of Amazon Token and be one of the first buyers,” the associated page for one ad said. “Get Started Today!”

Other ads shown to our panelists featured Musk’s face and suggested an investment in a “Tesla token.” A similar ad, also seen by panelists in the Citizen Browser project, offered a token for WLMRT—a nonexistent Walmart cryptocurrency.

Facebook uses a combination of AI and human moderators to flag advertisements. But the company’s human moderation is “entirely inadequate,” and it’s not clear how many scams its AI flags before they reach users, said Paul Bischoff, the editor of Comparitech, a site that rates security software and has monitored illegal Facebook ads. 

“We don’t really know how big the problem is,” he said, “but there’s obviously still a lot of them getting through.”

The ads reviewed by The Markup are unlikely to have met the company’s standards for ads. For one, Meta’s rules include tight restrictions around any cryptocurrency ads. Potential sellers must meet specific eligibility requirements, then submit a form to Facebook for approval before they begin to sell ads. 

Advertisers on the platform also must be careful about how they associate themselves with Facebook. Ads may mention “Facebook” so long as it’s not the “most prominent feature” of an ad. Using the company’s corporate logo is prohibited, and ads cannot imply an endorsement. The company’s policy doesn’t specifically mention use of “Meta.”

Some of the pages serving the ads were removed before The Markup reached out to Meta for comment, and the company removed others after The Markup’s request for comment.

“The ads flagged to us violated our policies against deceptive and scammy behavior so we removed them,” Meta spokesperson Mark Ranneberger said in an emailed statement. “Our systems get better when people report this kind of behavior in ads by tapping the three dots in the top right corner and selecting ‘Report Ad.’ ”

Other imitators

The ads aren’t the only example of Facebook dealing with imitators on its platform. In 2018, The New York Times reported on how fake Mark Zuckerbergs were scamming Facebook users, enticing some with a fraudulent “Facebook lottery” win and then requesting payments before receiving the cash. The Times uncovered hundreds of accounts on Facebook and Instagram impersonating Zuckerberg and Sandberg. 

Media personalities in multiple countries have filed suit against Facebook after their images appeared in cryptocurrency scams, and in 2019 a court in the Netherlands ordered the company to more proactively stop scam ads that feature celebrity images. 

Cryptocurrency has also become a popular tool for cybercriminals, although some high-profile busts suggest that the difficulty of tracking down transactions has been overstated. 

In a report released last year, the Federal Trade Commission said reports of cryptocurrency fraud had “skyrocketed” and that almost 7,000 people had reported a total of more than $80 million in losses between October 2020 and May 2021—an increase of 12 times in frequency and 1,000 percent in money lost, according to the agency.

Around the internet, imitation is a strategy that pays off for those scams. 

Twitter, for example, has spent years dealing with scammers on its platform attempting to borrow the identity of Elon Musk. 

Some savvy hackers have, in the past, taken over verified Twitter users’ accounts, switched the accounts’ profile photos to Musk’s image, and claimed to offer massive cryptocurrency rewards in exchange for a relatively small investment of cryptocurrency. In its recent report on cryptocurrency scams, the FTC said it had received reports of Musk impersonators taking more than $2 million in just six months. 

According to the agency’s report, people in their 20s and 30s “reported losing far more money on investment scams than on any other type of fraud, and more than half of their reported investment scam losses were in cryptocurrency,” while users 50 and older were relatively unlikely to report being victims of such scams.

The ad Facebook served to a Markup reporter offering a chance to get in on the ground floor of “META Token” was targeted toward American men between the ages of 30 and 64 and offered them a chance to “be one of the first buyers” of the new currency.


This article was originally published on The Markup and was republished under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives license.

‘It’s a good day, Robin’: Soccer stars, Biden, Clinton celebrate women’s equal pay win

Members of the U.S. Women's National Team embrace after a soccer match.

After four World Cup wins and millions of dollars in lost wages, U.S. women soccer players are finally scoring equal pay.

Tuesday, the U.S. Women’s National Team (USWNT) and the U.S. Soccer Federation (USSF) announced that they had reached a settlement in the team’s equal pay class action lawsuit. President Biden was among the many politicians, advocates, celebrities, and, of course, soccer stars who cheered the settlement on social media.

Filed in 2019 with superstars like Megan Rapinoe leading the charge, the suit alleged that women were getting paid less than their counterparts on the men’s soccer team. The settlement allots $22 million to the players in the lawsuit, plus $2 million to go toward a fund for promoting women’s and girl’s soccer that the players can apply to use.

The team originally wanted $67 million in back pay. But the settlement also comes with the promise that pay for future USWNT players will be equal with men’s teams. 

Rapinoe, Alex Morgan, and new USSF president Cindy Cone (who succeeded the former president, who oversaw many of the years of pay disparity) shared the good news on Good Morning America. Rapinoe showed some love for host Robin Roberts as both shared in the joy.

“It’s a good day, Robin,” Rapinoe said.

High-profile supporters of the team and the equal pay movement also celebrated on social media. That included truly goals-worth interactions between fellow icons Rapinoe, Hillary Clinton, and Sen. Elizabeth Warren.

While the settlement is certainly momentous, the USSF is only one part of the equal pay equation. Much of the disparity also comes from the international soccer organization FIFA, which awards prize money to players in World Cup tournaments. The USSF says FIFA awards less money to women than to men, which is part of the reason for the gender gap. Rapinoe told ESPN that, going forward, the USWNT and the USSF can lobby FIFA to right this wrong together.

There is still work to be done with FIFA, and the women’s player’s union and the USSF still have to finalize a collective bargaining agreement. But players past and present took a moment Tuesday to cheer on the settlement. 

Celebrities and fellow athletes, including Billie Jean King, gave props to the team, too.

Alexis Ohanian, husband of Serena Williams, Reddit founder, and the lead founding investor in the new women’s Los Angeles soccer team, sent one up with a well-chosen gif.

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.

I chatted with a hologram, but holographic meetings aren’t here yet

Two people on a stage with a blue curtain behind them.

If hologram meetings catch on, you’re going to have to put on some pants — or at least swap out the slippers for shoes.

Two companies are attempting to make remote video conferencing more holographic, realistic, and life-size, but without the spectacle associated with Tupac’s 2012 Coachella appearance or Kim Kardashian’s father’s resurrection.

It’s like a next-level Zoom video call, but instead of appearing on someone else’s computer screen in a small box, your full-size likeness is projected onto a holographic screen for them to see. So, all 5 feet and 4 inches of me are displayed with 3D realness — but this can only happen if you’ve got a special device to display the holographic version of the person you’re interacting with, and they have a studio-level camera — and these screens or pods can run up to $75,000. Just filming with nice camera equipment can cost a few thousand dollars.

The author wearing maroon pants stands in a white box with thumbs up.


Credit: Mashable

Portl is one of the makers of these hologram devices. As the company’s CEO David Nussbaum said last week while beaming in live to San Francisco from Los Angeles, “We want to connect the living instead of resurrecting the dead.” Hologram meetings are ideal for remote meetings from different places taking place at the same time. It’s a way of putting everyone in the room together, in a manner of speaking.

But it comes at a big cost (Portl’s Epic box is $75,000 to own, along with an annual software licensing fee around $5,000) and equipment-heavy, with cameras, proprietary software, and special screens to beam people in. Meanwhile, a Zoom meeting (or your preferred platform) can usually suffice using a laptop camera or smartphone.

Two separate demo events in San Francisco last week helped show the value in highly realistic life-size video feeds projected onto a screen in real time. ARHT Media’s CEO Larry O’Reilly looked like he was in the downtown SF office while physically in a studio in Toronto. Portl’s Nussbaum jokingly reached for a glass someone was holding next to the screen where he was displayed in SF while physically in LA. It looked like he was about to pop out from the hologram box and snatch the drink.

It felt like I was experiencing something like Google’s Project Starline concept to create 3D video calls.

A man in a white box reaches forward with one hand.

Credit: Sasha Lekach / Mashable

A man in a gray suit jacket stands in front of a blue curtain.

Live from Toronto…in San Francisco.
Credit: Sasha Lekach / Mashable

Photos and even videos of these 2D holograms (they may look 3D, but the images are still projected onto a flat screen) can’t convey the realness and energy as convincingly as experiencing them in person, which makes for a hard sell. And then there are the exorbitant upfront costs, which make Zoom’s $1,200 audio conference annual fee look like chump change. It makes sense that both companies are partnering with co-working spaces to demonstrate how well hologram life conferencing can work IRL.

ARHT Media’s WeWork partnership is in over 16 locations across the U.S., Europe, Singapore, and soon, Australia. Its HoloPod hologram box and studio stage are available for meetings as a member benefit. WeWork clients can hologram-meet with remote team members at other WeWorks across the globe — for $3,500 per session. “It makes busy people that much more efficient,” O’Reilly said.

Portl’s Epic pod is sitting in the Bay Area co-working facility Canopy, in the heart of the North Beach neighborhood. But as Portl CEO Nussbaum noted, he could be physically in LA, “attending” a party in SF, and “beam into multiple places at the same time.”

While mesmerizing and a little freaky to see yourself in hologram form, these types of interactions seem better suited for big corporate events, conferences, trainings, lecture halls, and celebrity appearances. Actor Jason Momoa was part of a pre-recorded demo reel for ARHT, while actor Casey Affleck made a life-like appearance on the Portl. Retired NFL star Eric Dickerson beamed in live to answer questions from LA as a surprise guest at Portl’s Bay Area debut event.

It seems unlikely the average Zoom user will be using a HoloPod set-up just to talk to their long-distance partner or immunocompromised grandma. But for a TV interview for CBS Sports with different NFL stars from around the country, the Portl proved how it can efficiently bring everyone into the same space without any travel costs, and look better and more realistic than Zoom. Nussbaum said viewers thought CBS Sports had put the players in a white box to interview them in person — that’s how convincing the holograms are.

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While big companies like CBS or WeWork can budget in for the hardware and software costs, the rest of us have price (and even physical space) limitations. A major conference might throw down $25,000 for a weeklong rental of Portl’s Epic box and cameras, but it’s hard for a small company to justify investing this much just to give remote workers a more realistic glimpse of its CEO.

ARHT Media’s HoloPod is $55,000 for the box-shaped pod. An annual licensing fee is $14,000 to use the low-latency holographic video software. An elaborate HoloPresence stage set-up is about $25,000. And that’s just to see the hologram. The subject has to have a camera and studio arrangement on their end to film themselves.

A woman with a kid on her lap sitting on a bed waving to a screen on the bedside table.


Credit: Portl

Portl is trying to make hologram meetings more accessible for the average consumer. It has plans for a mobile app to record video instead of an elaborate camera set-up and eventually a smaller, cheaper hologram box with a touchscreen. It’ll be the Portl M (for mini) and fit on a desk for closer to $2,500, which is still more than you spend on your average FaceTime or Zoom call.

Until then, brace for more Zoom fatigue.

The best sex toy deals as of Feb. 22: Le Wand, Satisfyer, Magic Wand, and more

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UPDATE: Feb. 22, 2022, 5:05 p.m. EST This story has been updated to reflect the latest savings during the final full week of the month of love, with some more markdowns from Lelo and Pleasure Works.

  • The We-Vibe Tango is a bullet vibe but better — $59 $79 (save $20)

  • The Lelo Sila is a luxury suction vibrator that just got more affordable — $126.75 $169 (save $42.25)

  • The Fleshlight Go Stamina Training Unit Lady Pack is an enticing offer from one of the best masturbation sleeve brands in the biz — $69.95 $81.85 (save $11.90)


We’re not saying that treating yourself to some new sex toys will almost certainly improve your life, but we’re also not not saying that. Spending some money on upping your solo sesh game or adding a little spice with a partner is well worth the investment. Though we do believe in springing for well-made toys since you’ll be putting them in, on, and around your genitals, that doesn’t necessarily mean you have to drop a ton of cash. Every week, we’ll be rounding up the best deals directly from manufacturers and online sex shops alike, so you can find a toy you’ll love, at prices you’ll love (almost) as much. Check out our finds from this week below.

Vibrator deals

pink bullet vibrator

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Our pick: We-Vibe Tango

$59 at We-Vibe (save $20)

Why we like it

Read more from Mashable about the We-Vibe Tango.

Think bullet vibrator, but better. The We-Vibe offers the perfect pinpointed vibrations, with a flat-topped lipstick-shaped head that’s better than the rounded design you’ll find on most bullet vibes. It’s also waterproof and rechargeable, making it clear why Mashable culture reporter Anna Iovine deemed the Tango “the best bullet vibrator I’ve tried.”

More vibrator deals:

  • Pleasure Works Pirouette Waterproof Vibrator — $22 $27.99 (save $5.99)

  • Satisfyer Magic Bunny Vibrator — $29.98 $79.99 (save $50.01 with code BLOOM)

  • We-Vibe Tango — $59 $79 (save $20)

  • Rocks Off Oriel 10 Function Rechargeable Wand Vibrator — $55.99 $69.99 (save $14)

  • Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator — $56 $139.99 (save $83.99)

  • Fifty Shades of Grey Relentless Vibrations Remote Control Egg — $59.99 $99.99 (save $40)

  • Original Magic Wand — $69.95 $99.99 (save $30.04 with code BLOOM)

  • We-Vibe Touch — $79 $99 (save $20)

  • Lelo Lily 2 — $112 $149 (save $37)

  • MysteryVibe Crescendo — $171.75 $229 (save $57.25)

Clitoral stimulator and suction toy deals

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Credit: Lelo

Our pick: Lelo Sila

$126.75 at Lelo (save $42.45)

Why we like it

Check out Mashable’s review of the Lelo Sila.

Lelo’s sex toys fall firmly into the luxury category, and their prices reflect that. But with its sonic wave pulsations, the Lelo Sila might just justify its price, especially since it’s enjoying a nice discount as of Feb. 15. If you’ve been waiting to treat yourself with something extra fancy, the time might just be now, with a toy that our reviewer deemed “one of the most worthwhile, standout innovations in the suction toy category in quite a while.”

More clitoral stimulator and suction toy deals:

  • Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Clitoral Rabbit Vibrator — $35.99 $59.99 (save $14)

  • Mantric Rabbit Ears clitoral vibrator — $38.99 $64.99 (save $26)

  • Satisfyer Twirling Joy Clitoral Vibrator — $39.99 $49.95 (save $9.96)

  • Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation — $39.99 $59.99 (save $20)

  • Better Love Tap Dancer — $69.99 $175.99 (save $106)

  • Lelo Sona Cruise — $90.01 $137.99 (save $47.98)

  • We-Vibe Tango and Satisfyer Pro 2 bundle — $96.99 $148.99 (save $52)

  • Lelo Sona Cruise 2 — $111.20 $139 (save $27.80 with code BLOOM)

  • Lelo Sila — $126.75 $169 (save $42.25)

  • Lelo Ora 3 — $134.25 $179 (save $44.75)

  • Womanizer Premium — $176 $199 (save $23)

Dildo deals

realistic dildo

Credit: PinkCherry

Our pick: PinkCherry Lucky Dick Realistic 8.25-inch Dildo

$24.98 at PinkCherry (save $35.01 with code BLOOM)

Why we like it

When it comes down to it, everyone will have their own preferences when it comes to dildos (or any sex toys, for that matter), but here’s why this one is worth a second look. The silicone material gives the dildo some flex, so you can find those just-right angles (which can feel even better thanks to its approachable size). The circular base doubles as a suction cup too, making this dildo easy to hold, fit into a harness, or stick on to the non-porous surface of your choosing.

More dildo deals:

  • Mr. Swirly 6.5-inch G-Spot Glass Dildo — $14.36 $17.95 (save $3.59 with code BLOOM)

  • Lovehoney Sensual Glass Beaded Textured Dildo — $18.49 $36.99 (save $18)

  • Adam & Eve Twisted Love Glass Dildo — $21.97 $39.95 (save $17.98 with code AESAVE45)

  • Pleasure Works Rookie Vibrating Silicone Dildo — $22 $94.99 (save $74.99)

  • Lifelike Lover Classic Girthy Realistic Dildo 7 Inch — $22.19 $36.99 (save $14.80)

  • Lovehoney Double Delight Adjustable Vibrating Strapless Strap-On Dildo — $24.99 $49.99 (save $25)

  • Blush Impressions N5 Vibrating Dildo with Suction Cup — $39.99 $69.99 (save $30)

  • Le Wand Hoop — $115.96 $129.99 (save $14.03 with code BLOOM)

Deals on sex toys for penises

fleshlight sleeve with two bottles of lube

Credit: Fleshlight

Our pick: Fleshlight Go Stamina Training Unit Lady Pack

$69.95 at Fleshlight (save $11.90)

Why we like it

When it comes to sex toys specifically for people with penises, Fleshlight might just be the most recognizable name out there, and for good reason — they’re masters at the masturbation sleeve. Fleshlight’s sleeves have made our favorites list before, and this bundle comes with a compact version of one of the brand’s most popular sleeves, the Stamina Training Unit, as well as lube and cleaner.

More deals on sex toys for penises:

  • Oxballs TRI-SPORT Cock Ring and Ball Sling — $15.99 $19.99 (save $4)

  • Doc Johnson Reversible Stroker — $22 $31.99 (save $10)

  • Satisfyer Men Vibration Masturbator — $49.95 $84.99 (save $35.04)

  • Buy 2 Fleshlight sleeves, get one free — $99.90 $149.85 (save $49.95)

  • Lelo F1S V2 penis sleeve — $172 $229 (save $57)

  • MysteryVibe Tenuto wearable vibrator — $211.65 $249 (save $37.35)

  • Fleshlight Quickshot Launch Vantage Pack — $221.95 $246.85 (save $24.90)

Anal toy deals

black butt plug

Credit: Vedo

Our pick: Bump rechargeable anal vibe

$27.47 at Adam & Eve (save $22.48 with code AESAVE45)

Why we like it

From a glance alone, this Bump pick looks like a pretty good plug — it’s not too big, not too small, has a nice tapered edge and a wind end for keeping things where you want them, and is silicone-smooth so it slides right in without friction. Once you realize it has 10 different vibration modes and can be submerged safely in water, well, you may just feel like you’ve won the butt plug lotto.

More anal toy deals:

  • PinkCherry Triple Trainer Anal Kit — $19.95 $59.99 (save $40.04 with code BLOOM)

  • Pleasure Works Valentino Vibrating Silicone Anal Toy — $22 $64.99 (save $42.99)

  • Kink Trainer Kit — $27.47 $49.95 (save $22.48 with code AESAVE45)

  • Bump Rechargeable Anal Vibe — $27.47 $49.95 (save $22.48 with code AESAVE45)

  • Satisfyer Lolli Plug — $27.99 $39.99 (save $12)

  • Sono No. 78 Anal Stimulator — $27.99 $59.99 (save $32)

  • Je Joue Nuo Vibrating Butt Plug — $79 $139 (save $60)

  • B-vibe Vibrating Snug Plug — $85 $100 (save $15)

  • Lelo Hugo — $164.25 $219 (save $54.75)

Even more sex toy deals:

  • Black Furry Hand Cuffs — $4.95 $19.99 (save $15.04 with code BLOOM)

  • Sex! Card Game — $6.39 $12.99 (save $6.60 with code BLOOM)

  • Temptasia Harness Strap-on Briefs — $16.99 $29.99 (save $13)

  • BASICS Couple’s Kit (5 Piece) — $27.99 $39.99 (save $12)

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