It’s commencement season, and Donald Trump is gearing up to take the stage this weekend to address graduating students from Liberty University and the Coast Guard Academy. Trump aides have stayed very quiet on what the president plans to say this weekend, but as luck may have it, we just so happened to come across a copy of the speech he plans to give, and it is EPIC.
Take a look below at this real and not at all fake transcript.
To the class of 2017: the students, the faculty, parents, to you all, and in this great state, a wonderful state, where I won big, I won so big, truly — and today you all graduate and you enter the workforce and — we love to work, don’t we folks? Read more…
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