Why wraps are the lowest form of human lunch

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Deli counters of the world — listen up. 

For as long as I can remember (about two years, since I no longer remember anything before Trump), wraps have been positioned near the apex of the lunch hierarchy. I cannot tell you the number of corporate seminars I’ve attended where low sodium, corn-heavy, semi-frozen veggie wraps were the only lunch item offered. Heads of HR told us we should be grateful for them because they were free and because they were healthy. What a lie.

America is already great, sure, but I must admit it was a little bit better in the pre-chicken caesar salad wrap era, when hearty hero sandwiches were king. Read more…

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