Sad poop, bagel emoji could bless our phones in 2018

Soon, we might be able to Venmo our friends for a bagel without using “donut emoji minus chocolate emoji” as the caption. Just me? OK.

Per Emojipedia, 67 new emoji have been announced as “draft candidates” for Unicode’s 2018 emoji rollout. This means that they could be coming to your phones in 2018 — but no promises.

Other draft pick highlights include a cupcake (cute!), a roll of toilet paper (great for roommates!), a hippo (Fiona!), and a frowning poop emoji (how we all feel every day!). For women at the mercy of sexist office air conditioning, there’s also a cold, blue face. Read more…

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