Millennials are many things, but above all, they are murderers.
Indeed, if an alien landed on Earth and read a few headlines, they would likely believe millennials are nothing but ruthless life-ruiners, determined to crush every outdated workplace concept or fast food product standing in their way.
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The reality, though, is probably closer to this: some things don’t make sense for millennials to do, so they don’t do them. Sure, diamonds are nice, but so is freeing yourself from crippling student debt!
Anyway, here are all the things millennials have been accused of killing. Rest in peace, societal fabric. We hardly knew ye. Read more…
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