Life is full of grand mysteries. For instance, how did Jeff Bezos’ dick pics end up in the hands of the National Enquirer? Sometimes, life is kind enough to provide an answer.
Or so it would seem today, with the Guardian reporting that the Amazon CEO’s phone was likely hacked by the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman. Yes, that’s right, the sexting scandal that birthed the term “complexifier” and the phrase “I love you, alive girl” allegedly all began as a state-sponsored hacking campaign.
For those who managed to prevent the entire ordeal from taking up any of their limited brain space, the National Enquirer’s supposed attempt to extort Bezos backfired massively when the CEO wrote a Feb. 7, 2019 Medium post airing it all. That “all” in question included a vast number of text messages between Bezos and his then mistress, as well as a “below the belt selfie — otherwise colloquially known as a “d*ck pick.” Read more…
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