Heed lord Zuckerberg’s rules of visitation, lest your tiny village face great peril

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Hear ye! Hear ye! Be warned: Do not look upon his visage without proper leave, supplicant! 

Ok, it’s not that bad, but we’ve just learned that part of Mark Zuckerberg’s tour of the unvarnished, down home parts of the American landscape includes a set of very cringey rules, and we must share. 

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First off, if you happen to get word that Zuck is coming to town, you mustn’t under any circumstances tell anyone that he’s coming. Who knows what might happen? Some wild-eyed app developer might show up and try to pitch him. Hey, maybe it’s just a security concern, but what this really sounds like is some rock star shit.  Read more…

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