Finally, a home built just for you and your one million disgusting cats

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Just because they’re cats doesn’t mean they don’t deserve their own million dollar home to piss in. 

Thankfully, that home is on the market and available for the low low price of $240,000. Coldwell Banker just recently listed this “Medieval cat castle” in Stanford, Arizona, complete with every random stuffed animal nailed to a wooden pole you can dream of.

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Other fine features of this home include:

  • Cat posters glued to the wall

  • Cat posters glued to the ceiling

  • Cats probably stored in a windowless room in the basement, oh god, oh god

  • Huge cat trees

  • Random, innocent stuffed animals nailed to a wooden post

  • A cat-themed bar

  • Kitten bath mats

  • A fine collections of seashells

  • Fun ambiguous carpet stains

  • Great natural lighting! Read more…

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