Square Enix is now letting ‘Avengers’ fans pay to fix the game’s mistakes

What if you could fix the fatal flaw in an awesome game, but it would cost you more money?

That’s the situation fans of Marvel’s Avengers are facing as developer Crystal Dynamics and publisher Square Enix introduce paid boosters that help your heroes level up and improve their gear more quickly. These “pay-to-win” elements let time-strapped players spend money instead to get ahead. But as I’ve been saying all along, it shouldn’t have been like this in the first place.

The big problem I’ve had with Avengers, as the recent “War for Wakanda” free update highlighted, is how it’s built in a way that undermines the central fantasy of commandeering Earth’s mightiest super-team. There’s much more detail in the earlier post, but the short version is that each hero needs to be leveled up fully before you can access all their abilities — but that’s a 20-odd hour process.

There’s a basic (and excellent) story mode in Avengers that makes the first climb to unlocking a character’s suite of powers relatively enjoyable and straightforward. After that, though? It’s an unpleasant treadmill of repeating activities where you’re constantly left feeling less-than-super.

Now, though, as the 2020 release arrives for Xbox Game Pass subscribers, the in-game marketplace has some controversial new items up for sale in a new “Consumables” menu. The priciest of these is a $5 booster that gives players a week of increased experience points (XP) gains, by 1.5x. There are other consumables that last for shorter amounts of time and/or provide a boost to the amount of gear upgrade materials that drop.

This is the new "Consumables" menu in 'Avengers' in-game marketplace. The $5 week-long XP boost is highlighted.

This is the new “Consumables” menu in ‘Avengers’ in-game marketplace. The $5 week-long XP boost is highlighted.
Credit: crystal dynamics / Square enix – screenshot by mashable

It’s all bad, but the XP boosters are especially egregious. That 1.5x boost doesn’t even get the pace of Avengers leveling back to where it was when the game first launched. Back in March, Crystal Dynamics slowed down the whole process of leveling up your heroes. The studio claimed players were leveling up too quickly, and it “led to pacing issues, such as skill points…being rewarded too fast, which may be confusing and overwhelming to newer players.”

In fairness to the developer, there’s some truth to the view that players need time and space to learn. Avengers employs a unique role-playing game-style skill tree that allows players to customize the way their abilities perform. At the later stages of leveling up, certain skill tree branches offer either/or propositions where you can choose which one of three ability-altering nodes to activate.

Take Iron Man’s Unibeam attack, the blazing beam of light he shoots out of his chest plate. One branch of the skill tree governing his Unibeam gives players a choice: You can make the beam last a few seconds longer; you can stagger its charge so he can take more shots before the ability is exhausted and needs to cool down; or you can beef up its overall damage.

Every hero’s skill tree works like that. Once you’ve mastered one hero, getting a handle on the rest is more a matter of playing around with them and reading the text of their skill trees than it is progressively unlocking skill points. There’s no need for a lengthy grind through 50 experience levels spanning double-digit hours. In fact, this kind of hurdle is counter-productive. It makes the prospect of playing as other heroes far less appealing.

It was at least a bearable problem when Avengers first launched. Having to level each hero individually wasn’t my favorite decision, but it moved swiftly enough for people who grasp RPG systems quickly while still leaving less experienced players a gentle learning curve. The March update changed all of that, though. Suddenly, leveling up any hero after your first one turned into a miserable chore.


You’re allowed to level up faster, but you need to pay for it.

This became even more clear as new heroes were added to the game, with short story modes of their own that wouldn’t even carry them through half of their respective skill trees. Crystal Dynamics even seems to be aware of that specific issue; when “War for Wakanda” launched, it arrived alongside a temporary month-long boost to XP gains for all players. Even with that boost, the Wakanda story got my Black Panther only as far as level 21, out of 50.

That timed boost sure looked from the outside like an implicit acknowledgment of Avengers‘ deep pacing issues. But when it ended, the game returned to the sorry state it was left in after the March update. And now we see why: You’re allowed to level up faster, but you need to pay for it.

That sucks, in part because it’s a broken promise. Crystal Dynamics has said multiple times in the past that the in-game marketplace is only meant for things like hero skins and emotes — cosmetic items. As a blog posted on the Avengers website in Sept. 2020, the month the game released, reads: “We’ve…committed that content purchasable with real money in Marvel’s Avengers will be aesthetic-only additions, which will ensure we can keep the game fresh for years to come.”

It also sucks because the boosters are essentially Crystal Dynamics asking players to pay to fix pacing issues that the studio itself created. It was bearable enough in Sept. 2020 when Avengers launched that adding XP boosters now could have made sense, broken promises aside. But the March update was a huge step in the wrong direction, as the temporary XP boost timed to Black Panther’s arrival seemed to confirm.

Maybe Avengers hasn’t been as financially successful as Square Enix had hoped, and so selling these boosters is a push to justify the costs of further development. But as someone who’s played extensively since Sept. 2020, I’ve got to say: This ain’t it. It’s time for Crystal Dynamics to embrace transparency, level with its fans, and accept that the game it built perhaps isn’t the game players thought they were signing up to play.

‘Squid Game’ claims a social media victim with Instagram’s help

There’s the good kind of attention, and then there’s the bad kind of attention.

Twitch streamer and Yogscast member Lydia Ellery found that out the hard way on Thursday when she says her Instagram account was removed without warning. The apparent cause? Her long-owned handle shared a name with the popular Netflix series, Squid Game.

Yup, she said she’d had the @SquidGame account “for years.” However, as of Oct. 9, a visit to that Instagram page turns up the following message: “The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed.”

And Ellery is pretty sure she knows what happened.

“Ermm I think so many people have been trying to log into my account or reporting it (squidgame) that instagram have banned me,” she wrote on Oct. 7. “I’ve applied for it to be reviewed and have to wait 24 hours for their decision.”

“I was being inundated with messages from fans from the show but now Instagram have completely blocked me from using it,” she added on Oct. 8.

It’s not clear if fans of the Netflix show mass reported Ellery’s account in an attempt to get it banned from Instagram, or if Instagram pulled it without fan provocation.

We reached out to Ellery, who uses variations on “Squid Game” for many of her social media and streaming handles, for comment, but received no immediate reply. We also reached out to Facebook-owned Instagram as well as Netflix about the apparent removal, but likewise received no immediate response.

This is not the first time that an Instagram handle with a popular or auspicious name has landed its owner in digital trouble. In 2019, Instagram took a man’s account, apparently without warning, because it suited members of the British Royal family.

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That 2019 incident may have been frustrating, but Ellery’s loss of the @SquidGame Instagram handle represents something larger. It’s painful reminder that the social media platforms streamers rely on to earn a living don’t really belong to them.

How do all the best dating app algorithms work?

For years, singles have tried to game dating apps in their favor or questioned why the apps would serve up potential matches that are so not-their-type.

Dating apps are basically search tools. They use algorithms to make match recommendations using your data, which includes personal info (like location and age) as well as preferences you set and your app activity.

Some say dating apps are poor search tools precisely because of algorithms, since romantic connection is notoriously hard to predict, and that they’re “micromanaging” dating. To get better matches, the thinking goes, you need to figure out how these algorithms function. While that’s not exactly the case, we have been able to glean some helpful information by digging into the algorithms behind your matches across a few services.

So how do the most popular dating apps work? We’ve broken it down by service below.

Tinder

Tinder is ubiquitous at this point, boasting 75 million monthly active users, which means it regularly has users of Reddit and the internet at large wondering why they can’t get more desirable matches. Is the algorithm “really screwed up,” as one Reddit user asked?

The Tinder algorithm used to be based on the Elo rating system, which was originally designed to rank chess players. As revealed in a 2019 blog post, Tinder’s algorithm previously utilized an “Elo score” to gauge how other profiles interacted with yours. In addition to logging your own Likes (right swipes) and Nopes (left swipes), Tinder “scored” you based on how potential matches swiped on you, as well.

Today, however, according to the Tinder blog, “Elo is old news at Tinder” and the score is no longer used. The blog post claims that the most important thing a user can do is…use the app. The more you use Tinder, the more data it has on you, which in theory should help the algorithm get to know your preferences more. The blog post further states that the more time you spend on the app, the more your profile will be seen by potential matches who are also active.

The app’s communications manager, Sophie Sieck, confirmed to Mashable that the blog post is current and that Tinder hasn’t made any algorithm changes during the global COVID-19 pandemic. She reiterated that being active on Tinder is the biggest factor in who shows up in your “stack.”

Tinder’s current system adjusts who you see every time your profile is Liked or Noped, and any changes to the order of potential matches are reflected within a day.

Bumble

Bumble is similar to Tinder in that it uses a swipe model. Where it differs is that only women can message first, and matches can disappear if no one messages within 24 hours.

Bumble declined to comment about its search algorithm. There’s no blog post about it, either. When you search “algorithm” on Bumble’s site, the only post that comes up is about Private Detector, an algorithm that determines if a match sent you a nude photo.

A Bumble spokesperson told Mashable that anyone users see on the app has been active within the last 30 days — so there’s no need to worry about matching with inactive accounts.

Hinge

The dating app “designed to be deleted” doesn’t have swiping, nor does it use the Elo rating system. Logan Ury, Hinge’s director of relationship science, told Vice that Hinge uses the Gale-Shapley algorithm. This Nobel-prize winning algorithm was created to find optimal pairs in “trades” that money can’t buy — like organ donations.

A research paper in Nature lays out how the Gale-Shapley algorithm is used in matching. Say there are 10 single women and 10 single men. How do they get paired up? Well, tell one group (either the men or women) to pick their first choice, and if they get rejected they move on to their second choice. Continue until none of the people left want to get matched anymore.

Ury pointed out — like Tinder did in its blog post — that matching is not just about the profiles you swipe on. It’s also about how potential matches interact with your profile.

“It’s all about pairing people who are likely to mutually like one another,” said Ury. The more you use Hinge — the more you like other users, engage with profiles, tell the app when you’ve met a match in person — the more the app understands who you’re interested in.

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OkCupid

OkCupid is an OG dating site that has more robust user profiles than the aforementioned apps. You can list lots of personal info on OkCupid, with over 4,000 questions to choose from. You can display your political opinions with badges — like the latest pro-choice badge — and there are 60 sexual orientation and gender options as well.

Unlike other apps, OkCupid calculates a match percentage with other users to see how compatible you are. OkCupid didn’t respond to Mashable’s request for comment about the algorithm, but it does have a blog post about how its match percentage is calculated.

Basically, if another user has similar search preferences and responses to questions as you, and is looking for the same things relationship-wise, you’ll have a high match percentage. You can see someone’s match percentage with you on their profile.

Grindr

Grindr, a queer dating and hookup app, predates Tinder as one of the first apps to use location data to pair people.

According to a blog post, Grindr only uses algorithms for security purposes, like detecting spam accounts.

Grindr confirmed to Mashable via a spokesperson that it only uses AI and Automated Decision Making (a kind of algorithm) for purposes such as sniffing out spam accounts. (Though, as stated in the blog post, that process isn’t perfect and sometimes spam gets through.)

So how does Grindr serve up matches to meet? When a user searches for people nearby, the post states, the app displays other users who were online that day and applies the user’s preference filters (such as age and relationship status) and sorts everyone by distance.

“Sometimes a little randomness is thrown in to keep results fresh. That’s it,” said Grindr’s blog. “There’s no recommendation algorithm to speak of on Grindr today.”

For proprietary reasons, these apps will likely never reveal all their algorithmic secrets. But while we can’t control an app’s search results, we are always in control of the most important factor in our matches: how we swipe.

And the Google Pixel 6 smartphone leaks keep on coming

The official Pixel 6 full unveiling isn’t until Oct. 19, but thanks to yet another leak fans of the Google smartphone can get a sneak peek at what’s in store now.

First spotted by Evan Blass, it seems that the website Carphone Warehouse mistakenly published — then pulled — pages of info on both the Pixel 6 and Pixel 6 Pro. Thankfully for those eager to get their eyes on the phones, the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine exists and someone was kind enough to save both the pages.

The archived Pixel 6 page goes into great detail, bragging about the phone’s “all-day adaptive battery,” “brand new cameras,” and “five years of [security] updates.”

“The brand new 50-megapixel camera has bigger sensors to help you capture more colour, more detail and 150% more light than Pixel 5,” explains the now-deleted page. “And with the ultrawide lens on the back, get even more of your world in the shot.”

There’s also something fun called “Extreme Battery Saver,” which Google says can make your battery “last up to 48 hours.”

The archived Pixel 6 Pro page likewise has tons of specific detail about the unreleased smartphone. It brags about the “most advanced Pixel camera ever” and lists features like a “50MP wide lens,” a “48MP telephoto lens,” and a “12MP ultrawide lens.”

“The new, larger main sensor captures the most light ever in a Pixel, for finer detail and richer colour, plus faster, more accurate Night Sight photos,” continues the also now-deleted page.

And yes, there’s battery talk.

“Pixel’s battery allocates power to the apps that you use most to last beyond 24 hours, even on 5G,” it promises. “Charges up to 50% in just 30 minutes.”

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So yeah, you may have to wait until Oct. 19 to purchase the latest Pixel, but with the torrent of leaks you definitely don’t need to wait until then to make up your mind about whether or not you should.

How to enter Low Power Mode automatically on iPhone

Typically, when your iPhone dips below a 20 percent charge, it goes into Low Power Mode. This reduces or at least impacts some features (such as automatic downloads and 5G) in an attempt to save whatever battery life is left.

You can enter Low Power Mode at any time though, and can even turn it on automatically. Here’s how to do it.

First, go to the Shortcuts app and tap Automation in the bottom center. If you’ve never created an automation before, you’ll see this screen:

Automation screen in the Shortcuts app.

Automation screen in the Shortcuts app.
Credit: screenshot: apple

If you have made automations before, you’ll see them here. To add a new one, tap the plus sign on the top right.

Tap “Create Personal Automation”. You’ll see a lot of options; scroll to Battery Level and tap it. It’s tempting to think we should choose Low Power Mode, but that would be creating a separate action of what the phone will do when the mode is turned on or off. Instead, we want to create an action of automatically turning on Low Power Mode depending on the phone’s battery level.

Choose Battery Level in Automations.

Choose Battery Level in Automations.
Credit: screenshot: apple

Next, you’ll be able to choose what battery level you’ll want the iPhone to enter Low Power Mode.

You can choose whatever percentage battery level to automatically turn on Low Power Mode.

You can choose whatever percentage battery level to automatically turn on Low Power Mode.
Credit: screenshot: apple

Choose a level, say when your phone dips below 50 percent power. Tap Next and you’ll see a button that says Add Action. Click that, then search for “low power mode,” and choose Set Low Power Mode.

You’ll see the action “Turn Low Power Mode On.” Tap Next, and the action should read that your iPhone will set Low Power Mode when battery level falls below 50 percent. Toggle off “Ask Before Running” so it’ll do this automatically:

Automation for setting Low Power Mode when battery level falls below 50 percent.
Credit: screenshot: apple

Remember to toggle off Ask Before Running so this becomes an automatic action.
Credit: screenshot: apple

And that’s it! You’re free to turn on Low Power Mode automatically at any battery level you fancy. Your phone will do this until you change or delete the automation.

Two simpatico galaxies hold hands in this gorgeous view of space from Hubble

These two galaxies are so tight, the stellar formation encompassing them both actually has a name of its own.

Say hello to Arp 91, a pair of spiral galaxies that are situated so close together (in relative terms, space is big) we can actually see their outer arms reaching out and colliding with one another. BFFs on an intergalactic scale.

Say hello to the two galaxies comprising Arp 91.

Say hello to the two galaxies comprising Arp 91.
Credit: ESA/Hubble & NASA, J. DalcantonA

Like a good marriage, these galaxies may share a name but they are their own individuals as well. In the center of the frame is NGC 5953. Just above it and slightly to the right is NGC 5954. They’re both spiral galaxies, but their shapes differ slightly as a result of perspective. Earth is situated more than 100 million light-years away, so it’s not like Hubble can zoom around to catch them at a different angle.

These interacting galaxies are drawn together by the immense inward pull of gravitational force that each one produces. Spiral galaxies are so-named and shaped because of their unique swirling shape around a bright center, which is typically a supermassive black hole.

The description accompanying this particular Hubble image notes that interacting galaxies like Arp 91 are just a glimpse at one stage of galactic evolution. Researchers believe that on a long enough timeline, colliding spiral galaxies eventually merge completely into one elliptical galaxy, populated primarily by older stars and with little of the gas and dust that characterizes the hazy areas of the two galaxies making up Arp 91.

Time and distance are the two major complicating factors when it comes to studying these interactions and determining the role they play (or not) in the ever-evolving landscape that we call outer space. Every elliptical galaxy we’ve observed could have at one point been multiple galaxies in close proximity, just like Arp 91. But it’s all so far away and happening so slowly (in relative terms) that the history of human space study is barely a blip within the big picture.

Couch guy, being 6’3”, TWINNEM, and other things that went viral on TikTok this week

Welcome to this week in TikTok where I watch TikTok all week, so you don’t have to! Every week I will unpack the past week’s TikTok trends to keep people in loop about what’s going on with Gen-Z’s favorite app. This week is all about being 6’3”, Megan Thee Stallion, and couch guy.

I’m 6’3” BTW

One trend absolutely taking over my For You Page are text-based videos that say something the person thinks will attract a potential partner and are usually followed by some desirable physical attribute in parentheses.

The first video of this trend was posted by @justin.foster on Oct. 4. His video reads “i really spent all last night throwing up and crying thinking about the wage gap (i’m 6’3″ btw).” There are now over 23,000 videos posted under his sound.

Some of the videos posted by targeted at women are in poor taste.

Some of the videos posted by targeted at women are in poor taste.
Credit: tiktok / justin.foster

Some of the videos posted by men aimed at women are kind of depressing like Foster’s. Another video made by @neroman1217 read “spent all of last night crying and throwing up about the erasure of women in science due to systemic sexism (i’m 6’8 btw).” He has since deleted the video and made his account private. These videos take serious issues and make caring about them into a joke to get laid.

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This trend is at its best when the content is more lighthearted…and directed at straight men. User @brendaullrichhh posted one that reads “Thinking about how that football team lost that football game that one time (I’m a natural redhead with a fat a$$ btw).”

I’ll admit I fell for one video before I realized it was part of this trend. It was posted by @ri_smoochie and reads “been crying all morning thinking about how nobody takes the cultural impact one direction had on music and popular culture seriously enough.” I was like “omg king is making points!” Then I noticed that in parentheses at the bottom the video it said “I’m 6’1″ and was gifted a magical bean that will grow into a giant bean stock btw,” and was disappointed in myself for being fooled.

You know it’s your girl

On Sept. 29 TikTokker @contejasmusic added piano to Keke Palmer’s interview with Megan Thee Stallion on the Met Gala red carpet, making it a catchy tune. There are now 20,000 videos set to the sound. The section of the interview used in these videos is Keke Palmer excitedly saying “Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I know it ain’t, I know it ain’t, it’s the Stallion. You know it’s your girl.”

The videos made to this sound have two people lip synching the interview and the first person in the video says “oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I know it ain’t, I know it ain’t, it’s the Stallion,” and then the camera pans to the second person who delivers the last line, “you know it’s your girl.” The videos are overlaid with text describing the situation where you’re excited to see someone and they tend to be situations where there is no reason to be so excited, but they are.

A video posted by @itz.stormyyy says “when you go to the bathroom during class and u see yo friend.” Another posted by @missmoo23 reads “us every time our roommates boyfriend comes over.”

These videos are all about being excited to see someone.

These videos are all about being excited to see someone.
Credit: tiktok / itz.stormyyy

These videos emulate Keke Palmer’s joy seeing Megan Thee Stallion and bring her energy to everyday encounters.

Popular Songs

Two popular songs on TikTok this week are “TWINNEM” by Coi and “Lucky” by Britney Spears. “TWINNEM” has over a million TikToks made to the sound and “Lucky” has over 20,000.

There are two trends set to “TWINNEM,” the first has users testing if they have knees like Megan in reference to rapper, Megan thee Stallion. The knees like Megan trend initially was set to the song “Knees like Megan” by Mouse on Tha Track and had users squatting low to the ground and twerking, but in the past couple of weeks the trend has evolved and now users are making videos to “TWINNEM” where they slowly squat down to the beat of the song.

The other trend set to “TWINNEM” has users doing a dance created by @areyalltwins that acts out the lyrics of the song. These videos are a fun celebration of friendship and I can’t help, but watch each video all the way through.

The “Lucky” trend isolates the part of the Spears’ song where she says, “this is a story about a girl named lucky” and each video has text that fits with the theme of the lyric, like @offbrandshakira’s video that reads, “when you find out he was cheating a day before the wedding and you can still return the dress because you left the tags on.”

Who is couch guy?

On Sept. 21, TikTok user @laurenzarras posted an awkward video of her surprising her long-distance boyfriend at college. Zarras had no idea the video would end up garnering over 60 million views and spark an inescapable and invasive discourse over her relationship on the app. In the past three weeks couch guy TikTok has become its own subculture with three distinct types of videos responding to Zarras’ original video. The hashtag #couchguy has over 750 million views. For a 10-second video, the people of TikTok have a lot to say about it.

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In the original video, Zarras walks into her boyfriend Robbie’s apartment where he is sitting on a couch with three other girls, thus his nickname, couch guy. His unenthusiastic reaction to Zarras’ surprise made him the center of conversations on TikTok.

Couch guy is…the guy sitting on the couch!
Credit: tiktok / laurenzarras

This ten-second video has been heavily analyzed by TikTok users.
Credit: tiktok / laurenzarras

Zarras’ video has over 128,000 comments and most are along the lines of “he hugged her like she was his aunt at Christmas dinner” and “You can FEEL the awkward tension bro.” In response to the comments on the video, Zarras commented “breaks my heart that people can watch a special moment and bring so much negativity. please think before you assume anything about my relationship.”

The reactions to Zarras’ video don’t end in the comment section. The video inspired a slew of extremely popular parody videos using the same sound as Zarras’ original video, “Still Falling for You” by Ellie Goulding. One parody posted by @mdsnrh is captioned “couch guy on his wedding day” and shows a bride walking into a room where the groom is sitting on a couch with three girls, his mannerisms replicating couch guy’s to a tee. The wedding parody has over three million likes and over 16 million views. Another parody posted by @gabriellekraus got more likes than the original and shows the boyfriend she’s surprising with another girl.

The couch guy video also prompted users to post their own videos of them surprising their long-distance boyfriends. In these videos the boyfriends are elated to see their girlfriends. When they’re compared to the original couch guy, his disinterest in his girlfriend becomes obvious. The captions on these videos are all something like “how couch guy should have reacted.” The most popular of the genre was posted by @gracevanderpool8 and has garnered over 71 million views, surpassing the original video in popularity. Her video is captioned “may I present to you a ~different~ kind of couch guy” as her boyfriend is also sitting on the couch when she surprises him. Her boyfriend is shocked and excited to see her and almost immediately pulls her onto his lap.

There is genuine excitement on this couch guy’s face!
Credit: Tiktok / gracevanderpool8

This video could not be more different than the original.
Credit: tiktok / gracevanderpool8

The real meat of the couch guy videos are people dissecting the original video to prove that couch guy is cheating on his girlfriend or at least not that into her. People are bringing the same energy they brought to trying to solve Gabby Petito’s disappearance, but this time they are trying to uncover the truth of a long-distance college relationship. Users are pulling out all the stops to prove that couch guy is up to no good. Some posted slowed down versions of the original video where they analyze the minutia of it.

In a video posted by @kimcastro she makes a popular allegation that couch guy’s phone was in the hand of the girl next to him when Zarras arrives. Then the girl subtly passes back the phone. I’ve seen dozens of videos trying to show her pass the phone, but I still don’t see it and I don’t really understand why her holding his phone would prove anything. There are similar videos trying to prove that the girl next to couch guy has her hand on his back. Again I am unconvinced by a zoomed in pixelated photo that her hand was on his back. Another detail users have fixated on is the hair tie on his wrist, the argument there being that couch guy doesn’t have long hair, so the hair tie belongs to one of the girls he’s sitting with.

Zarras responded to these theories with a video where she says “y’all are driving me crazy with this phone comment. Not that I should be proving anything to you guys, but just so these stop.” She proceeded to do her own slo-mo analysis of the video.

Couch guy broke his silence five days ago with a video where he misused the word parasocial.

Couch guy's statement on the matter.

Couch guy’s statement on the matter.
Credit: tiktok / souljawatchambassador

Zarras has since released couch guy merch and gone on Barstool Sports’ Tea with Publyssity podcast. On Publyssity Zarras said “I posted it thinking it would get like 2,000 views.”

“It is crazy that so many people have something to say about it and are so invested,” she continued. She used her time on the podcast to defend her relationship with couch guy. She explained that couch guy was in his room five minutes before she arrived and had to be lured out by his roommate. She also clarified that the hair tie on his wrist is actually a magnetic bracelet she got him for Valentine’s day and that the girl next to him has her own boyfriend.

I hope that this is the last week of couch guy TikTok because I can’t take seeing the same 10 second video one more time. Couch guy spiraled out of control and goes to show that on the internet, people feel like they can comment about your life just because you posted a 10-second video. My favorite TikTok in the couch guy cinematic universe was posted by @josh1morris two days ago and it shows two men aggressively yelling about couch guy. It captures the absurdity of the whole thing.

Brian Cox revealed which child his ‘Succession’ character loves the most

At long last, Succession returns to HBO after a pandemic-length break on Oct. 17. As such, the cast is doing the press rounds, and they went on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to chat Season 3 and answer some burning fan questions.

Colbert first asks whether the cast lets their children watch it. Brian Cox, who plays the curmudgeon patriarch Logan Roy, says he’s totally fine letting his 43- and 50-year-old children watch the not-family-friendly show. Later on, at around 4:41 in the video, Colbert asks Cox which of Logan’s children the character loves most.

Succession fans realize what a difficult question this is, as Logan is pretty misanthropic. After giving it some thought, though, Cox answers confidently. For longtime viewers, the answer’s not too surprising.

Posting memes will get you banned from Instagram

The first time my Instagram account, @soaking_wet_angel, was disabled was in March of 2021. I, like other meme admins, make memes as well as curate and repost images I find from other places on the web. We all face the constant threat of being disabled.

Originally, two of us ran the account, but as you’ll see, it was surprisingly high-stress for something seemingly so simple. My friend is on an indefinite break from the page, but posted as “cake admin” during her tenure. I posted under “arab admin,” and that’s the pseudonym I still use on @soaking_wet_angel_2, @soaking_wet_angel_3 and finally @soaking_wet_angel_4.

My accounts get disabled a lot. My posts have been described as “irreverent, chaotic and capable of bridging zoomers and millennials during nuclear war.” I think that’s a fair assessment.

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The first time my account was disabled was for posting a satirical mockup of Coachella’s lineup poster that featured other meme pages instead of the usual musical acts. Different versions were posted repeatedly on Instagram and most accounts were left untouched, but mine was disabled for over a month for “solicitation.” I’m not sure what I was supposedly soliciting, but nevertheless, the account I built up to 21,000 followers in a year was inexplicably derailed and my dreams of starting a merch line were too.

Disabled accounts on Instagram are essentially in a limbo period that may never end. If your account gets disabled, you can appeal it, but oftentimes those appeals go unanswered. If Instagram decides to delete your account, you cannot get it back.

Since March, my accounts have been disabled five more times. One backup was actually deleted while I wrote this article for an innocent image of a man kissing a baby’s head. I’m not kidding. Adiòs to another 14,000 followers, I guess. No matter how many appeals I send, nothing happens. I never fully understand why my account gets disabled, but I always try to play by Instagram’s distinctly vague community guidelines. Instagram did not reply to multiple requests for comment on this story, but when they do talk to the press, they usually say some version of, “Instagram has a responsibility to keep people safe.” While that may be true, how exactly does disabling an account for posting a Coachella meme have anything to do with keeping people safe?

My experience is not singular: A website called “Deleted in 2020” (NSFW) displays a large collection of images submitted by Instagram users whose accounts have been deleted due to apparent violations. After just a few seconds of scrolling, you immediately recognize how flawed the violation system is. The images range from full nudity to neutral pictures of vases. In short, it’s all over the place and nonsensical.

If you’ve been paying attention to meme pages or other creators, you’re likely familiar with this story. Most meme pages usually have a “backup” account listed in their bio because of how often they’re targeted, and while it may seem silly to try to hold on to a follower base, don’t forget that many of the creators behind these pages are monetizing their output to some degree.

I spoke with Krister Larson, a 28-year-old tattoo artist located in Berlin, who posts memes on @neurodivergent_bussy and who has had two other accounts disabled, @girl_storage and @girl_storag3, cumulatively losing 40,000 followers. Larson said his deletions have affected his real-life business. He shares his tattooing to his meme accounts, encouraging followers to engage with his work—and they do.

“Luckily, my tattoo account hasn’t been deleted, but I have heard horror stories of other tattoo artists’ accounts being shut down for images of their clients’ nipples being present with lots of confusion around instagram’s ‘nudity in art’ guideline,” he said.

Like me, he’s contacted Instagram, filed appeals, requested reviews, and heard nothing.

In August, an Instagram spokesperson spoke to BuzzFeed News about the banning of the account for Julia Rose’s magazine, Shag Mag. The spokesperson claimed that Instagram is actively trying to improve its internal review system to ensure bans are being more fairly issued. It’s clear this has been a problem for a while and it’s dually clear that Instagram seems to be acutely aware of the hardships this is causing some of its high-profile users. However, that same month, the company announced it would be enacting stricter penalties for accounts who send abusive direct messages. Protecting people from online bullying and abuse is important, but these efforts are only as helpful as Instagram’s willingness to define abuse. By not divulging how they define it, they leave all accounts in the dark and therefore subject to being disabled.

Before Larson’s @girl_storag3 account was disabled, he posted a meme that said, “I am not your bestie. I am a random meme page admin that you have never met.” It received a violation for “hate speech and bullying.” The problem, once again, lies in Instagram’s vague community guidelines. What exactly constitutes bullying and what does not? If they are not defining it, anything and everything could be included. Instagram seems to know this, based on their August announcement about abuse violations, but seemingly intentionally leaves the definition open.

Interestingly, despite Instagram’s strict and confusing violation algorithms, some meme accounts are left unscathed. One, @patiasfantasyworld, posted a meme earlier this month that said, “Potheads will find ANY REASON to smoke.. ‘Damn that bitch ugly, let me roll up.'” I posted that same meme a month ago and it was taken down for “harassment and bullying.” I even tried to appeal that violation but it was denied. However, the meme on their account remained up. An admin from @patiasfantasyworld did not respond to my requests for comment.

I also spoke with Simon Jackson who is the Montreal-based curator of @Our.Community.Guidelines. Simon agreed with Larson, saying, “Instagram’s guidelines are obviously written to protect their business interests at the expense of users. The guidelines are absurd, as are their interpretation and application. I named my account @our.community.guidelines to highlight how ridiculous it is to try to get corporate lawyers to interpret and restrict visual symbolism.”

While some creators struggle financially and depend on Instagram referrals for art sales, merch, or other money-making endeavors, never forget that, as Simon pointed out, Instagram is worth over $100 billion.

The effects of constant deletion aren’t only financial. Instagram is a social media app. Simon said, “I depend on Instagram for access to a lot of my friends, conversations, opportunities, and self-expression, making the dependence seem even more sinister… If they own our friendships, they have incredible leverage over users when they give their advertisers ready access to our data and wallets.”

Until Instagram clearly defines their community guidelines and why some users are penalized for content that others face no repercussions for, meme admins should consider exploring other applications. A mass meme exodus might be the only way to get Instagram to take note of its users long-standing grievances.

Samantha Nazzi is a meme administrator based in Brooklyn, New York. You can follow her on Instagram @soaking_wet_angel_3, @soaking_wet_angel_4, and thank_u_for_shopping.

‘Metroid Dread’ is finally out — here’s where to buy it this weekend

TL;DR: As of Oct. 8, Metroid Dread is finally out for the Nintendo Switch. We’ve listed out where you can get your hands on a copy, or you can use one of the quick links below.

SHOP NOW:

  • Metroid Dread — $59.99 at Amazon

  • Metroid Dread (Digital) — $59.99 at Nintendo

  • Metroid Dread Special Edition — $89.99 at Nintendo


The long-awaited Metroid Dread is finally available for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch Lite, and it’s being met with very positive reviews. Mashable Senior Entertainment Reporter Adam Rosenberg praised Dread for its unique twist on the classic franchise despite its crushing difficulty. (You can read the full review here). If you’re up for a challenge, Metroid Dread awaits.

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Metroid Dread is the first new 2D Metroid game in 19 years. You’ll suit back up as intergalactic bounty hunter Samus Aran as she travels to the mysterious planet of ZDR to rid the alien world of an imposing new foe. You’ll fight off deadly robots, gain new abilities to add to Samus’ repertoire, and use all that you’ve learned to expose new paths in secrets throughout the sprawling world.

'Metroid Dread' gameplay screenshot

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Credit: Nintendo

If any of that sounds like a good time to you, there are plenty of ways for you to get your hands on a copy of Metroid Dread this weekend. Of course, we took the time to lay out exactly where you can get yours below (as well as the game’s Special Edition) so you could spend less time searching, and more time playing.

'Metroid Dread' Nintendo Switch box art

Credit: Nintendo

‘Metroid Dread’

Buying Options

$59.99 at Amazon

More places to buy Metroid Dread:

  • $59.99 at Nintendo

  • $59.99 at GameStop

  • $59.99 at Best Buy

  • $59.88 at Walmart (comes with a free Samus mug)

  • $59.99 at Target

Where to buy Metroid Dread Special Edition:

  • $89.99 at Nintendo

  • $89.99 at GameStop